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Originally Posted by Gentleman
I found out the hard way that these ladies have their ways of finding out. Once upon a time I cancelled on one of my (now) favorites to spend time with the newest flavor of the month. I did not know my name was on the schedule for their shared incall...
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Yeah. Funny enough, the finding out is usually completely accidental.
Three hookers meet-up for margaritas.
Hooker 1: Man...I had a long day. My 2 o'clock was a piece of work.
Hooker 2: I had a long day, too! Drinks are on you because my 1 o'clock NCNSed. It's a shame, because he's one of my favorites.
Hooker 1: I'll take a NCNS over a guy who gives my holes wet-willies all damn appointment.
Hooker 2: Aww, I kind of like when guys do that.
Hooker 1: But with his BIG TOE?!?!?
Hooker 2: Wait, you saw Frank?
Hooker 1: You know Frank?
Hooker 3: Did it just get cold in here, because I feel like I could cut glass with these babies!