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09-25-2014, 08:30 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2, 2011
Location: fort worth
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Rules
How far down a list of provider's list of rules, does and dont's do you read until you just decide it isn't worth it and move on ?
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09-25-2014, 08:40 PM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 679
Join Date: Apr 9, 2009
Location: Galleria
Posts: 8,364
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After the first don't you don't like. Oh and love the minon.
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09-25-2014, 08:40 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 46,430
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They have a list of rules?
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09-25-2014, 09:00 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Sep 23, 2014
Location: Texas
Posts: 46
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Scroll Craps
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Originally Posted by Tara Evans
After the first don't you don't like. Oh and love the minon.
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 Nailed it!
(imho preferential bias should be posted as close to the top as possible, the excitement of scrolling all the way down and then WHAM "no offense intended but...personal preference"
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09-26-2014, 05:53 AM
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Join Date: Mar 26, 2010
Location: OKC
Posts: 2,914
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What Tara said, until you get to a deal breaker.
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09-26-2014, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: May 5, 2014
Location: Ft. Worth
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I go down the list all the way to: No old, fat, bald, white guys with small dicks. Until then....I'm in!!!
+1 Tara. Get to a deal breaker. I have only seen one lady with "list"....... and I married her
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09-26-2014, 07:27 AM
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Habeas Corpus Suspender
Join Date: May 5, 2013
Location: Phnom Penh, Cambodia
Posts: 36,100
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I do everything with this passage from the Prince song "Controversy" in mind:
"people call me rude
I wish we all were nude
I wish there was no black or white
I wish there were no rules"
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09-26-2014, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 1, 2010
Location: Arlington
Posts: 2,103
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Until I get to the first one I don't like. Why waste time.
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09-26-2014, 05:32 PM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 207127
Join Date: Sep 23, 2013
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 1,029
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Originally Posted by sparrow1122
I go down the list all the way to: No old, fat, bald, white guys with small dicks. Until then....I'm in!!!
+1 Tara. Get to a deal breaker. I have only seen one lady with "list"....... and I married her
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Lol I used to post a list of Do's and Don'ts in my ads! Only because there's some dumb motherfuckers out there and because I'm so ADHD, I need a list for everything!
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09-26-2014, 05:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Coppell TX
Posts: 664
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I once had a provider read me her list of rules and I had to say "I agree" after each one. I remember it was a long list too.
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09-26-2014, 08:11 PM
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Join Date: Aug 12, 2014
Location: DFW
Posts: 1,152
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Originally Posted by Jillian Price
Lol I used to post a list of Do's and Don'ts in my ads! Only because there's some dumb motherfuckers out there and because I'm so ADHD, I need a list for everything!
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Prefect! I have dyslexia. I couldn't read the shit anyway.
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09-26-2014, 10:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Dallas
Posts: 740
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They should make reading the list worthwhile. Throw in the odd rules every third or fourth one.
rule 28: No sticking your foot in my pussy until shoes and socks are removed.
rule 34: Licking the doorknob is permitted, but licking me after you do, is not.
rule 38: If you break out that condom from your wallet, I will check the expiration date.
That sort of thing.
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09-26-2014, 10:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 14, 2010
Posts: 3,901
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There is a gent who taught me about the four food groups when deciding to see a lady...If one is missing, usually the deal breaker.
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09-27-2014, 03:36 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: May 1, 2010
Location: North Texas
Posts: 584
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Originally Posted by PODarkness
They should make reading the list worthwhile. Throw in the odd rules every third or fourth one.
rule 28: No sticking your foot in my pussy until shoes and socks are removed.
rule 34: Licking the doorknob is permitted, but licking me after you do, is not.
rule 38: If you break out that condom from your wallet, I will check the expiration date.
That sort of thing.
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Great idea. I did have a provider check the expiration date on the condom I tried to provide. Sure enough it had expired. I'm not huge, but the ones she had felt like a boa constrictor had hold of my dick. Took several minutes to get one of hers on, but we managed to complete the session before gangrene set in...
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09-27-2014, 08:32 AM
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Join Date: Mar 26, 2010
Location: OKC
Posts: 2,914
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Originally Posted by Brass Balls
I once had a provider read me her list of rules and I had to say "I agree" after each one. I remember it was a long list too.
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Did you get through it or get to the deal breaker ?
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