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06-26-2015, 09:32 AM
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Not a laughing matter at all. You have a nice one sir.
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Originally Posted by JRLawrence
If you saw the movie "Unforgiven" with Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman, you can understand how sensitive guys can be about having a small penis. The moral of the story is: be polite, never laugh as a small penis.
Thank you Kaylen for not laughing at mine.
JR
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06-26-2015, 02:46 PM
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What?
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Originally Posted by SexyKaylen
Not a laughing matter at all. You have a nice one sir.
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Thank you vey much! But to be honest, it is not as big as all the girls say it is.
JR
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06-26-2015, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by JRLawrence
... But to be honest, it is not as big as all the girls say it is.
JR
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ONLY men who have giant shlongs will write the above.
Trust me. If ladies are telling you that it's big, it is.
There isn't a reason to tell a fib about cock size. It's right there in front of us. It's like, we KNOW.
Hugs,
Elisabeth
P.S. Well NOW, oh great ... I have this little desire to actually take a looksie. 
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06-26-2015, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers
ONLY men who have giant shlongs will write the above.
Trust me. If ladies are telling you that it's big, it is.
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I don't get them telling me it is huge, unless they are drunk, most just say it is average and fits just right. LOL. I still don't believe them. Did when I was younger though.
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06-26-2015, 04:13 PM
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I don't get them telling me it is huge, unless they are drunk, most just say it is average and fits just right. LOL. I still don't believe them. Did when I was younger though.
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I'm not in KC, although I do love your town ... so I don't have a vested interest in telling you untruths. Not that I would fib anyway, but I'm just sayin'.
MOST females prefer an averaged sized cock. Sometimes, a larger one is nice. And sometimes, a smaller one can be very charming.
But again, if you have a penis that ladies are saying "Is just right," then I would be inclined to believe them. ESPECIALLY if you've heard that more than a few times.
You guys. I'm SO glad that I do not have a cock, although I've wondered how it would be. I would have SUCH performance issues. 
Hugs,
Elisabeth
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06-26-2015, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers
You guys. I'm SO glad that I do not have a cock, although I've wondered how it would be. I would have SUCH performance issues.
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I'll give you mine if you give me yours.
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06-26-2015, 04:16 PM
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I'll give you mine if you give me yours.
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LOL. Such a clever response.
Happy Friday!
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06-26-2015, 04:49 PM
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Ok ladies, what about girth vs length? I'm pretty thick, but average length. It's difficult to get a regular condom on, so I always carry magnums or magnum xl's with me. Thing is, I sometimes feel stupid using them, when I'm only average length. Anyway, I've always heard thickness was better than length. Is that true, or have the girls just been stroking my ego?
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06-26-2015, 05:39 PM
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If they call you "stump" nor stubby it is ok........
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06-27-2015, 10:54 AM
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Dan Savage claims that he gets FAR more messages from women complaining that their man is too big than complaining he is too small.
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06-27-2015, 12:23 PM
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I had a lady friend tell me once that something slightly larger than a roll of quarters would be just about perfect for her. That said, some ladies like to stretch, so to speak. Most I've discussed the issue with prefer to accommodate  Most ladies do not have a lot of depth, so too much length is actually a hindrance to them.
I've also heard tell that a guys pov on his own equipment is distorted, Something to do with math and angles and such, so it looks smaller than it really is.
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06-27-2015, 08:52 PM
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I have had a couple ladies say that I have a Goldilocks cock... not to small, not to big but just about right.
It's good to know that me and Micro Mule Jr.™ don't have anything to worry about. 
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06-28-2015, 06:23 PM
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No need to worry. These ladies make things just swell.
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06-29-2015, 06:25 AM
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Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother. The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again. Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." But this time the little girl just keeps on playing. "How come you're not crying today," asks Little Johnny. "My mother told me," says the little girl, pulling up her dress, "that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want."
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06-29-2015, 10:19 AM
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Now for something to make all of the guys cringe with horror.
True story.
When I was pulled out of a little Asian country in 67 and put in a Navy hospital, I had a guy in the next bed that had been standing in a road when someone shot him from behind. The bullet went through his open legs and - - -
shot the head of his dick off.
The doctors gave him a plastic penis implant. Whatever that is.
JR
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