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Originally Posted by ~Ze~
No one actually needs to know the explicit stuff.
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WHAAAT? You mean you don't gush about how awesome it was?
"His 2 inches of flaccid fantastic had me on the edge in minutes, so I had to make him stop & let me recover"?
"That '98 Corolla rolled up & I thought, 'I've got to marry this one!' "?
"Hot bod with very little daddy damage."?
"When I saw that beer gut, I thought I was in heaven."?
"He met me at the door in a sexy pair of KMart polyester slacks and those velcro tennies that make me all squishy. But, the black socks said it was time for flippy-floppy!"
None of that?