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Originally Posted by doubleteamdallas
Treat it like a Craigslist transaction where you're meeting some random stranger to buy a lawnmower from.
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ironically, I was buying a lawn mower from a lady off Backpage.. I texted " does your engine purr when I pull your string, or does your motor start running when I touch your buttons"? and "does your engine oil heat up quickly"? I also texted "does an experience leave much grass on your porch"?
she wasn't a Cop, apparently, but she texted back that I was a vile Pervert, and not to text her again!
I kid.. all good points you made.