Encounter: Grimace from Mcdonald's

[ghostmalone5]

Date: 12/05/25
Name: Katia (might as well be Kade)
User ID:: Not on Eccie
Phone: 214-270-7600
Email Address: N/A
URL / Website: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...las/199455656#
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: I don't remember the general area, I was too busy thinking on how to get out.
Activities: cbj, cfs
Hair Length and Color: again not too sure, tried looking away the whole time.
Age: 28
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: It was this tall, Gorlock looking, over 5'11, Grimace, from McDonalds figure. I genuinely couldn’t bring myself to refer to it as “her” because of how overwhelmingly masculine it looked. It reminded me of the matchmaker scene from Mulan and The body didn’t match the face at all.. exaggerated proportions, but with an uncanny face and shoulders that looked like they belonged to JJ Watt.
Recommendation: No

[poon_69]

Wowzers!!! Lol

[Wild12tame]

Originally Posted by ghostmalone5

Date: 12/05/25
Name: Katia (might as well be Kade)
User ID:: Not on Eccie
Phone: 214-270-7600
Email Address: N/A
URL / Website: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...las/199455656#
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: I don't remember the general area, I was too busy thinking on how to get out.
Activities: cbj, cfs
Hair Length and Color: again not too sure, tried looking away the whole time.
Age: 28
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: It was this tall, Gorlock looking, over 5'11, Grimace, from McDonalds figure. I genuinely couldn’t bring myself to refer to it as “her” because of how overwhelmingly masculine it looked. It reminded me of the matchmaker scene from Mulan and The body didn’t match the face at all.. exaggerated proportions, but with an uncanny face and shoulders that looked like they belonged to JJ Watt.
Recommendation: No

[falcon512]

Damn, hilarious. Did you ask for the workout routine?

Also those LC comments are useless as i thought

[Anthonylewis50]

Review of the year. I'm starting to wonder what McDonald's character would give the best CBJ.

[ghostmalone5]

I have definitely had better days lol

[ghostmalone5]

Originally Posted by falcon512

Damn, hilarious. Did you ask for the workout routine?

Also those LC comments are useless as i thought

Missed opportunity, honestly. I fumbled.
And yeah, LC comments continue to contribute absolutely nothing.

[ghostmalone5]

Originally Posted by Anthonylewis50

Review of the year. I'm starting to wonder what McDonald's character would give the best CBJ.

I’m not engaging with that thought experiment, but I respect the commitment to it. That’s a level of curiosity McDonald’s was not designed for and also a question I’m not emotionally prepared to answer.

[TommyJay]

So, not the girl in the pictures?

[ghostmalone5]

Originally Posted by TommyJay

So, not the girl in the pictures?

Not even close my man

[Anthonylewis50]

Originally Posted by ghostmalone5

I’m not engaging with that thought experiment, but I respect the commitment to it. That’s a level of curiosity McDonald’s was not designed for and also a question I’m not emotionally prepared to answer.

I'd put my dick in a micrib before I'd bang this girl.

[SnackyChan]

Did you stay for fear of getting a beat down? I would've left if it was an obvious catfish.

[BabygotDak]

Cowboys get her in free agency for outside linebacker?

[mpa098]

Bro!!! I’m dead! ��