THE: Ya Can't Make This Shit Up Repository

[fd-guy]

Originally Posted by FBSMLUVR

Well done!

Saved me the time thank you very much.



(Btw, both Gavin & Bernie videos were all over the tube last week making these statements. Maybe some folks should spend more time watching news stations other than CNN & MSDNC. Which would most likely IMHO help them to be more informed and reduce their amount of foolish uninformed posts. Just sayin’…)

Watching different news stations doesn’t change the basic point. Saying you misplaced a birth certificate isn’t evidence that you don’t have one — most people don’t keep theirs on standby for cable TV segments.

If there’s actual documentation showing either of them lacks a birth record, feel free to share it. Otherwise this is just turning an anecdote into a conspiracy.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by fd-guy

Watching different news stations doesn’t change the basic point. Saying you misplaced a birth certificate isn’t evidence that you don’t have one — most people don’t keep theirs on standby for cable TV segments.

If there’s actual documentation showing either of them lacks a birth record, feel free to share it. Otherwise this is just turning an anecdote into a conspiracy.

and I hear there is a place in Hawaii that just hands them out no questions asked

[Flair4Drama]

Originally Posted by fd-guy

Watching different news stations doesn’t change the basic point. Saying you misplaced a birth certificate isn’t evidence that you don’t have one — most people don’t keep theirs on standby for cable TV segments.

I don't care enough whether or not you can follow along with the rest of us.....
And.....
Sorry you didn't like the answer you got after having YOUR homework done for you....
You can take your own reading comprehension class for even better results.... but you are on your own from here.....

[Needle D]

This reads like someone arguing with a robocall. I'm sorry I didn't understand that. Could you repeat that please? FU! I'm sorry I didn't understand that. Can you repeat that please?


Good Luck

[fd-guy]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

and I hear there is a place in Hawaii that just hands them out no questions asked

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

I don't care enough whether or not you can follow along with the rest of us.....
And.....
Sorry you didn't like the answer you got after having YOUR homework done for you....
You can take your own reading comprehension class for even better results.... but you are on your own from here.....

Originally Posted by Needle D

This reads like someone arguing with a robocall. I'm sorry I didn't understand that. Could you repeat that please? FU! I'm sorry I didn't understand that. Can you repeat that please?


Good Luck

Once again, If there’s actual documentation showing either of them lacks a birth record, feel free to share it. That’s all I asked for.

The rest — Hawaii jokes, reading comprehension critiques, and robocall impressions — doesn’t really substitute for evidence. Claims still require sources.

[offshoredrilling]

THE: Ya Can't Make This Shit Up Repository

mmmm yup your in the right threAD

[JONBALLS]

documentation ?

we dont even know

what a "woman " is





and

men can get preggo

Originally Posted by Needle D

This reads like someone arguing with a robocall. I'm sorry I didn't understand that. Could you repeat that please? FU! I'm sorry I didn't understand that. Can you repeat that please?


Good Luck

[offshoredrilling]

Would you let your utility control your thermostat for a discount on your bill each month? Governor Kathy Hochul is proposing a plan called “Excelsior Power” that aims to make that a reality for New Yorkers.

better... Gov Kathy is a dumb cunt

if ya can't tax em out lets try freeze n heat em out
she must hate Tax payers

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by fd-guy

That’s a pretty big claim. Do you have documentation, or is this just internet folklore

As of February 2026, California Governor
Gavin Newsom and Senator Bernie Sanders have both stated they do not currently know where their physical birth certificates are, using this to illustrate potential, practical, and logistical hurdles regarding proposals like the SAVE Act, which would require documented proof of citizenship for federal voter registration.

• Gavin Newsom: During a podcast segment with Rep. Jim Clyburn, Newsom claimed he lost his birth certificate at age seven and stated, "I have no clue where mine is," arguing that such requirements could create barriers for everyday Americans.
• Bernie Sanders: In a KTLA interview, Sanders echoed this sentiment, stating, "I don't have my birth certificate. God knows how I get it".

thank you valued poster

[The_Waco_Kid]

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-ann...-new-ayatollah






TEHRAN — The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah, Tucker Carlson.


Ayatollah Carlson will immediately take the helm as the foremost political leader for the longstanding Muslim theocratic dictatorship.


"All bow before Ayatollah Carlson. Praise Allah!" cried Iranian government officials as Ayatollah Carlson took the stage. "Truly, Allah has chosen Ayatollah Carlson to end the scourge of infidel Christians in our land once and for all. No one loves jihad more than he. Praise Allah!"


In his opening address, Ayatollah Carlson confirmed that he will continue the hard-line Islamic extremism of his predecessor. "I inherited such clean public transportation and well-stocked supermarkets from my predecessor," said Carlson. "Rest assured, if I too must kill 32,000 civilians to keep it that way, I will not hesitate. In order to keep this nation so peaceful and tranquil, we will conduct the most terrible jihad the world has ever seen."


At publishing time, Ayatollah Carlson had introduced his new Hezbollah liaison, Megyn Kelly.


Ayatollah Carlson was seen shouting "Allahu Akbar!!"



BAHHAHAAAA

[Zollner]

[fd-guy]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

As of February 2026, California Governor
Gavin Newsom and Senator Bernie Sanders have both stated they do not currently know where their physical birth certificates are, using this to illustrate potential, practical, and logistical hurdles regarding proposals like the SAVE Act, which would require documented proof of citizenship for federal voter registration.

• Gavin Newsom: During a podcast segment with Rep. Jim Clyburn, Newsom claimed he lost his birth certificate at age seven and stated, "I have no clue where mine is," arguing that such requirements could create barriers for everyday Americans.
• Bernie Sanders: In a KTLA interview, Sanders echoed this sentiment, stating, "I don't have my birth certificate. God knows how I get it".

thank you valued poster

I feel like I’m repeating myself here, but not knowing where your physical copy is isn’t the same thing as not having a birth record. Those are two very different things.

Both were clearly making a point about how documentation requirements can create practical hurdles. Misplacing a document doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist — it just means you’d have to request a certified copy from the state’s vital records office like millions of people do every year.

Inconvenient isn’t the same as nonexistent.

[Needle D]

Originally Posted by fd-guy

I feel like I’m repeating myself here, but not knowing where your physical copy is isn’t the same thing as not having a birth record. Those are two very different things.

Both were clearly making a point about how documentation requirements can create practical hurdles. Misplacing a document doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist — it just means you’d have to request a certified copy from the state’s vital records office like millions of people do every year.

Inconvenient isn’t the same as nonexistent.

Unplug the AI computeror get it to play tic-tac-toe against itself.