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[Flair4Drama]

War Secretary Pete Hegseth said today that Iran’s new supreme leader was wounded during recent strikes and is likely “disfigured.”

[Clit Eastwood]

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

War Secretary Pete Hegseth said today that Iran’s new supreme leader was wounded during recent strikes and is likely “disfigured.”

Yes it's all fun and we're all happy that these assholes got killed and/or maim. But Donny and PT Eggsy didn't do it for America. They did it for the Jews. The bonus we get is not a small but a dramatic price increase on gas at the pump. This is a math that is out of reach for the average MAGA. Not only are we now paying a ridiculous gas price but we're just about to find out how much more groceries will go up. Restaurant will be much more expensive and so will cars and SUV's and clothing and housing and probably whores too! And don't give me the bs that's only temporary!!! Do you think Walmart will bring the prices down when all that shit is over? Fuck no! These prices will stay up and that will be your new benchmark.

[BOSSVPLOW]

GO MAGA

[Flair4Drama]

[Clit Eastwood]

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

OOPS!
Beach chairs, blankets and trash. Massive mess left after Trump's Wildwood rally.

https://www.nj.com/news/j66j-2020/01...ood-rally.html

[Clit Eastwood]

In other news, MAGA are busy (as usual) making America a bit more dumb again everyday! While the stupid Israel dictated war is going on and we are paying dearly for it, MAGA are fighting about micropenis issues.
https://www.al.com/politics/2026/03/...s-manhood.html

[JONBALLS]

ONDS , SPAI, OPTX

all on the upswing

military contracts

glad to be dumb and MAGA!!!

[Clit Eastwood]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

ONDS , SPAI, OPTX

all on the upswing

military contracts

glad to be dumb and MAGA!!!

Living in a world of illusion since 2016

[offshoredrilling]

Fetterman says Democrats governed by Trump Derangement …

Fetterman says Democrats governed by Trump Derangement Syndrome

duh

[Clit Eastwood]

Yet another big fucking Oops!
https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/20/polit...lemmas-in-iran

[Flair4Drama]

[Flair4Drama]

Kathy Hochul's name translated into Chinese is Sum Dum Cunt

JUST IN: New York Governor Kathy Hochul is getting ROASTED online for calling on RICH New Yorkers to "Come Back Home" after telling them to "Get on a bus and head down to Florida."

HOCHUL in 2022: "Why don't you hop on a bus and head down to Florida, where you belong!"

HOCHUL last week: "I need people who are high net worth to support the social programs that we want to have in our state."

"Now there are some patriotic millionaires that have stepped up, okay, cut me checks."

"Maybe the first step should be GO DOWN to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home, beacuse our tax base has been eroded."

[offshoredrilling]

She could selling the weather rather than blaming it

[brasil]

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

This is the You Can't Make This Shit Up Repository.

So why are you making shit up?

[Flair4Drama]