Iran's New Conditions to End the War..

[pxmcc]

What are Iran’s five conditions to end the war?
According to Iranian state television, the conditions are:

1. A complete halt to “aggression and assassinations” by the enemy.
2. The establishment of concrete mechanisms to ensure the war is not reimposed on the Islamic Republic of Iran.
3. Guaranteed and clearly defined payment of war damages and reparations.
4. The conclusion of the war across all fronts and for all resistance groups involved throughout the region
5. And international recognition and guarantees regarding Iran’s sovereign right to exercise authority over the Strait of Hormuz

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveb...update=4434919

the Pottery Barn rule applies: if you break it, you own it..

objectively, this would be funny for progressives-schadenfreude, bigly-if it wasn't so awful for the world.

[lustylad]

They're nuts. Move over, Baghdad Bob. You've been replaced by Tehran Ted!

https://x.com/MajaMischke/status/2028507645661897144

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by lustylad

They're nuts. Move over, Baghdad Bob. You've been replaced by Tehran Ted!

https://x.com/MajaMischke/status/2028507645661897144

agreed, but a little problem is that as of today, they control the Strait of Hormuz, and are not in a surrendering mood. like, at all..

[lustylad]

That's the point lol. The Baghdad Bobs and Tehran Teds of the world are NEVER in a "surrendering mood".

Iranians aren't in control of the Strait, and neither are we. In coming weeks, Hormuz will become increasingly militarized, with new strategies developed and tested to attack and defend all shipping using drones, mines, etc. I would be placing my bets on the folks who are determined to reopen it.

I would also be surprised if Trump doesn't order an assault on Kharg Island soon. Once we deprive Tehran Ted of $200 million a day in oil export revenues, he'll really start squealing!

[CG2014]

Iran must have never heard of the term


Unconditional Surrender


We the people of the United States demand that Iran agree to unconditional surrender or face "prompt and utter destruction".

[rooster]

Originally Posted by lustylad

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I would also be surprised if Trump doesn't order an assault on Kharg Island soon. Once we deprive Tehran Ted of $200 million a day in oil export revenues, he'll really start squealing!

Oh yeah. Ground action is coming, no question. Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman commands it!

Although that duplicitous FUCK ain't gonna send any of his strapping young boys to die there...

But what could go wrong?

As the recently departed... and much beloved... Country Joe McDonald said...

(sing it with me now!)

"Be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box!"

As for alla this "squealin"...there's gonna be much more HERE...in this country...if they fuck that place up doing it...or if Iran fucks it up on their way down just to prove that they don't give a flying fuck about anything now except making this as painful as possible.

This $4 per gallon for gas is gonna seem like the good ol' days. Not to mention the "squealing" from the rest of the world, which is paying a much higher "war tax" for energy than we are.

Originally Posted by CG2014

Iran must have never heard of the term


Unconditional Surrender


We the people of the United States demand that Iran agree to unconditional surrender or face "prompt and utter destruction".

Absolutely! Let's start by destroying Karg Island! What could go wrong...other than what I said above....

Y'all aren't thinking this through.

But Trump approves! So does Bibi...and Putin...and bin Salman...and Xi Jinping...

Alla the best despots are fully on board!

.

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by rooster

Absolutely! Let's start by destroying Karg Island! What could go wrong...

Y'all aren't thinking this through.

Who said anything about destroying it? The point is to keep it viable while cutting off the mullahs' main source of income. Keep the facility intact for a future civilized & well-behaved pro-Western regime, if one should emerge in Tehran.

Are YOU thinking this through? It makes zero sense to let Iran continue to have access to $200 million in daily revenues while we're at war with them. They already have a 47-year history of diverting their oil income for nefarious purposes such as centrifuges, domestic repression, and foreign terrorism, instead of using it to improve the lot of the average Iranian. Time to turn off the spigot.

[lustylad]

And why are we talking about Iran's "five conditions to end the war"? Losers don't set conditions. I heard the U.S. has a 15-point plan to end the hostilities, although I haven't seen details. Shouldn't we be talking about that?

[pxmcc]

Iran's list of demands gets egg on Trump's face. from a news conference he gave (linked in the article below):

"And Trump has said that this war has killed so many Iranian leaders that there is no one he can negotiate with — yet he said Monday that the administration has held 'very, very strong talks” and that 'we have major points of agreement.' "

https://www.ms.now/opinion/trump-ira...-spin-strategy

it's pretty obvious from both countries' list of demands that there are basically no points of agreement lol..

so ya, once again, Trump is full of it. quite the shocker, huh..

a nation ruled by mullahs and ayatollahs is more reliably truthful and believable than the POTUS. whiskey tango foxtrot..

maybe Trump was actually negotiating with himself. those dialogues can get pretty intense. understandable that he got confused..

[Why_Yes_I_Do]

Originally Posted by rooster

...This $4 per gallon for gas is gonna seem like the good ol' days...

Technically, you might be somewhat correct, as that's about where the pResident Autopen regime had driven it to.

[Why_Yes_I_Do]

Anyone else see the similarity of Iran to Bruce Willis' character in the Sixth Sense?

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Anyone else see the similarity of Iran to Bruce Willis' character in the Sixth Sense?

No.

[1blackman1]

lol. The delusion runs deep on the Trump side. Iran is gonna roll over - yeah that’s what’s gonna happen.

What’s our tolerance for dead soldiers in a war over 60% of Americans are against and believe was unnecessary. Taking and holding any of Iran is gonna result in casualties we’ve not seen in many peoples lifetime. Though we were in the Middle East for decades, we’ve not seen any death totals of note. I don’t believe any ground incursion into Iran in order to take any land or facilities will be bloodless in a way that we will be accepting of. Not to mention the stock market crash and sky high oil prices that would accompany that.

[VitaMan]

Trump 15 point plan, Iran 5 point plan. They wouldn't be agreement if both were 1 point plans.


Trump came up with I believe was a 20 point plan for Gaza. For Ukraine Russia conflict, he just gave
both of them a deadline to stop - or else. Or else......what.


Trump is just full of it. Waiting for him to declare victory. Wait - he already declared victory in Iran.

[royamcr]

Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Technically, you might be somewhat correct, as that's about where the pResident Autopen regime had driven it to.

Trump did that with his stupid 2 year OPEC deal.