Pussy VS Beer

[Sweet N Little]

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie

Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

[Guest032112]

And there, my friends is the reason I consume Pinot Grigio. Proven again it goes best with pussy! Ever wonder what to do with all those corks?

[urhuckleberry]

Originally Posted by arklookn4lovn

Ever wonder what to do with all those corks?

I always wondered, but was afraid to ask... thanks!

Huck

[TechOne]

Do you get a tear in your eye when she uses the corkscrew?

[TechOne]

Beer will never open itself and peel off its own label.
Advantage: Pussy

[TechOne]

Beer must be brewed and bottled my someone else before you get a hold of it.
Advantage: Virgin Pussy

[TechOne]

Not too many guys will pick up your beer and drink it if you leave it too long.
Advantage: Pussy

[Sweet N Little]

LOL Git!!!........................ .....You can't eat a beer ..advantage..Pussy
.............................. .............You can only suck a beer at one spot ..advantage ..Pussy .............................. ..............A beer doesn't look any better with its labels off ...advantage ..Pussy

[Ginger Doll]

Beer always smells bad. Pussy [almost always] smells good.
Advantage, Pussy.

Hey guys, I think we need a separate thread on Dick Vs. Chocolate.

[Guest032112]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

. . . Hey guys, I think we need a separate thread on Dick Vs. Chocolate.

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
It ain't my week for Dick. Next week ain't lookin' good either!
DEFINITE ADVANTAGE: CHOCOLATE!!!

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by arklookn4lovn

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
It ain't my week for Dick. Next week ain't lookin' good either!
DEFINITE ADVANTAGE: CHOCOLATE!!!

I was actually gearing that question towards the ladies...

But thanks for chiming in and clarifying, BB. At least we know what you're NOT doing with those corks!

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Beer always smells bad. Pussy [almost always] smells good.
Advantage, Pussy.

Hey guys, I think we need a separate thread on Dick Vs. Chocolate.

since I don't eat chocolate , guess I will stick with Dick lol