39 Days Till Christmas Are You Ready?

[pyramider]

Whoever you feel comfortable with performing in front of.

[burkalini]

[quote=Still Looking;1870460]Would it be wrong to bring some one from the clergy as my wing man? He can say Grace and administer last rights if things go South? LOL



Monsignor Burkalini will assist you young man.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by burkalini

Monsignor Burkalini will assist you young man.

Monsignor Burkalini can you also perform exorcisms if the need arises? If so I got my wing man! LOL

On the 25th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear.

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Monsignor Burkalini can you also perform exorcisms if the need arises? If so I got my wing man! LOL

On the 25th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear.

May the power of PUSSY enlighten you

[sketchball82]

On the 26th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 26 glass toilets (ewww), 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear.

[burkalini]

On the 27th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 27 great big hairy pussies, 26 glass toilets (ewww), 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear.
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Fuck it I guess we can make this month 60 days if we want

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by burkalini

On the 27th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 27 great big hairy pussies, 26 glass toilets (ewww), 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear.
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Fuck it I guess we can make this month 60 days if we want

This is NOT the first time a hairy pussy changed things! LOL

[burkalini]

No Still you have it completely wrong. It's not a hairy pussy. It's a GREAT BIG hairy pussy. Big diff.

[AdventureAdams]

On the 28th day of X-Mas my bottom bitch gave to me : 28 free trial packs of Cialis , 27 great big hairy pussies, 26 glass toilets (ewww), 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear.

[Still Looking]

On the 29th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 29 banana flavored condoms, 28 free trial packs of Cialis , 27 great big hairy pussies, 26 glass toilets (ewww), 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a partridge in a pear tree.

[shorty]

On the 30th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 30 prepaid sessions, 29 banana flavored condoms, 28 free trial packs of Cialis , 27 great big hairy pussies, 26 glass toilets (ewww), 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a partridge in a pear tree.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by shorty

On the 30th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 30 prepaid sessions, 29 banana flavored condoms, 28 free trial packs of Cialis , 27 great big hairy pussies, 26 glass toilets (ewww), 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a partridge in a pear tree.

Shorty.... will you please send me a picture of your true love? PLEASE!

[Still Looking]

On the 31th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 31 Greek provider phone numbers that are having a Christmas sale, 30 prepaid sessions, 29 banana flavored condoms, 28 free trial packs of Cialis , 27 great big hairy pussies, 26 glass toilets (ewww), 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a partridge in a pear tree.

[blight782]

3 Days to go...

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by blight782

3 Days to go...

Its exciting isn't it!

On the 32th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 32 new new LA hobbyists with no reviews to post in national, 31 Greek provider phone numbers that are having a Christmas sale, 30 prepaid sessions, 29 banana flavored condoms, 28 free trial packs of Cialis , 27 great big hairy pussies, 26 glass toilets (ewww), 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a partridge in a pear tree.