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malonely · 12-18-2011, 05:36 PM

Damn, my hobby opportunities are few and far between. I found I had a perfect chance today but didn't know it until too late. I was out with time I didn't have to account for, and I came home smelling of perfume. My two biggest concerns with the hobby. i will have to make sure I buy perfume for SO next year too and plan better.

offshoredrilling · 12-18-2011, 05:54 PM

water is your friend soap sometimes makes water a better friend. If ya can not shower at a providers incall. The cheap notel hotel by the hour can save ya. You do not have to have sex there. 22 bucks take a shower relax watch some TV. Turn up the TV, you do not want to hear whats going on next room over. It may make ya want to do it all over again. when dry go home. If ya do not have that kinda time. Drug store. Buy some after shave. put some on. walk in with it in the bag. just sayin

mmmmm stop at a bar have one drink errr wait that may not work never mind

edit add: if you have a long beard like me. but a SO like I do not. your fucked. soap will not get DATY out of the beard. It will wash off a face. mmmmm ya should have went sat. and got a hair cut after.

Guest091813 · 12-18-2011, 05:56 PM

next time you hobby just ask the lady not to wear any perfumes when you set up the appointment..

CummingsLane · 12-18-2011, 06:01 PM

Very good advice couldn't have said it better.

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Originally Posted by anita germane

next time you hobby just ask the lady not to wear any perfumes when you set up the appointment..

offshoredrilling · 12-18-2011, 06:02 PM

Dam nita that's too easy. I had more if he asked. LOL

now where was that place to buy fish on sunday

JONBALLS · 12-18-2011, 06:06 PM

or just do what Jim Carey did in LIAR LIAR.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87w655s3xKc I love that movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6YLA...endscreen&NR=1

Maximum4 · 12-18-2011, 06:15 PM

I don't have an SO. But, here is what I'd do if I did.

Stop at the gas station, fill the tank and make sure you splash a tiny bit of gas on you and tell your SO, "the gas pump unexpectedly splashed when you were pulling the gas dispensor out of the tank."

Gas totally covers up anything. Then say, "I really need to take a shower."

CummingsLane · 12-18-2011, 06:22 PM

Please don't light a cigarette after while reflecting on how much of a great time you had.

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Originally Posted by Maximum4

I don't have an SO. But, here is what I'd do if I did.

Stop at the gas station, fill the tank and make sure you splash a tiny bit of gas on you and tell your SO, "the gas pump unexpectedly splashed when you were pulling the gas dispensor out of the tank."

Gas totally covers up anything. Then say, "I really need to take a shower."

spots1 · 12-18-2011, 06:27 PM

If you can't find a motel a truck stop also works well for a shower. Just tell them your an independent driver and pay for the shower. Worked for me a couple of times.

cnym · 12-18-2011, 06:43 PM

One day while I was driving from Albany to Syracuse, a group of friends and I stopped in Utica to visit one of the titty bars.
After a couple of lap dances, we headed to the car. We realized that the glittery body cream crap was all over our hands and faces.
The only option we had was to use one of the thruway stops and wash as best as we could in the men's room.

ps; Even though I always shower at the providers incall before I head home. I have a bottle of the same aftershave that I use at home in the car, a little of that helps. It is a smell that the SO is used to.

buffalo tongue · 12-18-2011, 06:51 PM

Always kinda wash in the sink, just to get the smell off your self,But NEVER EVER go home smelling better than you did when you left .... another option is to go buy a pack of smokes and keep in your car, when you leave the lady, light up the cigarette and just let the smoke get on you . your story is,you were at a bar or other place where people were smoking

cnym · 12-18-2011, 06:55 PM

Bottom line is; If you go home and your Face smells like DATY, you are in Deep DoDo

pyramider · 12-18-2011, 07:13 PM

Stop off at your local gym and do a couple of minutes on the death cycle or stairway to hell and then take a shower.

Guest091813 · 12-18-2011, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JasmineCummings

Please don't light a cigarette after while reflecting on how much of a great time you had.

Justin Heranus · 12-18-2011, 08:01 PM

this can be a tricky one. i am glad i dont have to worry about this problem. if were me and i knew i was going to get caught i would go one of two routes. one you still would be in the dog house but not as bad. tell her a guy at work just had bad break up and a few guys took him to the titty bar to cheer him up. you cant walk out of that place not smelling like some thing. the other option would be and cost you a little. if you know the provider is wearing some thing, find out what it is. stop and buy a small bottle on the way home. give it to her as a gift. if she inquires why you smell like that. just tell her the girl at the counter sprayed it and got some of it on you. they tend to do that. both might work. i agree with shower and having to be careful not to smell squeaky clean when you walk in the door. unless you belong to a gym and showered after then that could explain the fresh clean smell. just a couple ideas, hope it helps.