I APOLOGIZE

[dearhunter]

I apologize to (in no particular order):
VenusNova – for being a manwhore who is a better fuck than her
Lonesome Dove – for not believing he could do all of this
ANONONE – for calling him the bro who thincks he’s fucking Chachi……….and the experiment.
Carkido45 – for calling him a manpussy…………can I get the points removed, now?
Courtney – for offending her by referring to her as a whore
Sofia – for fucking with her coin-op
BIG – for implying he deserved what he was getting
King Tut – for calling ck1942 Queen Tut…………..that was just wrong
WTF – he knows why
Sarcastro – for creating so much work for him
Htowner – for laughing at him when he agreed to be a Mod
Htowner – for laughing even more when he came back to the dark side
St Christopher – for calling him Christopher Robin……………I know – bad dearhunter
Stalin – for suggesting he has excellent deep throat skills (maybe he has bad deep throat skills)
Wayward – for talking to the voices in his head without his permission
Paul – for thincking he is a pussy
Deuce – for blindsiding him about Mr Clever
Mr Clever – for causing him to participate on yet another hooktard board
Carlie – for trying to sneak a peek at her pussy
Sophia – for all of the fucktards who couldn’t spell her name correctly
Chicagosun – for laughing my ass off when he said he fucked a man-bear-pig………….we know who you really are
The whole KC co-ed forum – for thincking they would be too fucking stupid to know I wasn’t talking about BBQ
Miranda – for calling he/r a “man-bear-pig” in this apology thread
Those two hooktards in KC – for calling them “hooktards”
.............................. ....there, I have confessed my sins and apologized...........I feel so much better, now.
fuck shit damn
boardman - for calling him a pussy for apologizing

[Merlin]

Is that what you have to do to become a valued poster? Typing mine up now.

[Wayward]

What about the Grape Seed Oil industry?

Thanks dh but my inner cranial voices don't mind extra attention.

Damn, I better do a mea culpa for the KC BBQ thread too now that the cat is out of the bag.

Most importantly for all the things that I'm going to do in the futurre.

[Merlin]

Valued poster just doesn't have the same ring as the F*cking prophet. Just sayin'.

[dearhunter]

That was just in the last 30 days................

[enderwiggin]

Where's my f'n apology, dammit? I want an apology for being left off of your apology post. That's just f'd up...

[Merlin]

Well it is April's Fools Day so why not.

[boardman]

How the hell do you keep up with all that?

[guest041110]

Ain't this a bitch rich, too bad it's April Fools.... some might have believed 'ya.

The best jokster I ever saw in this realm is good ole D_J.

Still the noob though... you have yet to get the name right!

[dearhunter]

Some mistakes are on purpose...............I'm just saying.

I am offended that you would consider this an April Fools Thread...........I demand an apology.

[guest041110]

True, some mistakes are on purpose... doesn't stop from being called on them.

Let's see, an apology. Hmmm.... well, apologies for posting in your bowl of wheaties. Want some piss with that?

[boardman]

Originally Posted by enderwiggin

Where's my f'n apology, dammit? I want an apology for being left off of your apology post. That's just f'd up...

Bang on the RTM a while. I hear they respond well when you do that. It makes them feel important.

[boardman]

DH, I thinck you called me a "Big Pussy" Just sayin

[carkido45]

April fools or not I'll take.
You're crazy so you're excused anyway.

[Himmler]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Stalin – for suggesting he has excellent deep throat skills (maybe he has bad deep throat skills)

You said you wouldnt tell anyone!!!!