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			09-09-2010, 11:36 PM
			
			
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			Lol. Same here,cops are like std's: annoying
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-09-2010, 11:39 PM
			
			
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			Can't really blame them for doing their job though...both ways(clients/providers). 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-10-2010, 12:30 AM
			
			
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			What are your fears when meeting a provider?  
  
  
  
Simple for me, will she look like her pictures?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-10-2010, 12:31 AM
			
			
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				Now Fancy....stop talkn about BM...he's not that bad....at least you know you wont catch a hairball dating him!!!  
 
  
			
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EEEEEKKKKK!  Where's that bottle?  I really need to get soused now. 
 
  *Cough*.... *hack*.... *hauwk*.... *sputter*..... *gag*....  
 
I excited some of you with those sound effects, didn't I? 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-10-2010, 12:39 AM
			
			
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				EEEEEKKKKK! Where's that bottle? I really need to get soused now. 
  
*Cough*.... *hack*.... *hauwk*.... *sputter*..... *gag*....  
  
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Since that made you sick....maybe DH can help now...gotta admit girl the tongue got it going on....lmao
 
  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-10-2010, 12:42 AM
			
			
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				Since that made you sick....maybe DH can help now...gotta admit girl the tongue got it going on....lmao 
 
  
			
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			09-10-2010, 12:51 AM
			
			
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			Sorry for hijacking the thread Anita 
  
but its really not a hijack we just being nice to you and letting you know....DONT SEE BM OR DH....YOU WILL HAVE A Chihuahua OR A Cat AT YOUR DOOR!!!  
  
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			09-10-2010, 04:39 AM
			
			
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AND I still call Bullsh*t..........   Just like I know toxic, I know intoxicatin'! Whoa..... I even surprised my self that time... (high 5'ing myself)   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-10-2010, 07:52 AM
			
			
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			[quote=Fancyinheels;575726] Funny, funny people. 
 
Seeing some guys naked requires lots of Irish whiskey.  Interpret that as you wish. You know who you are. 
 
 
 
 
damn a bottle of whiskey... hell it takes that much for me to look in the mirror.... next time will need to bring 2x.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-10-2010, 08:07 AM
			
			
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			My biggest fear is that the next "new" provider I see will turn out to be my SO. 
 
 
Oh, and after BDS's hiatus, when I show up for her first appointment, she slams the door in my face and she asks me to go buy her a fifth of Irish Whiskey.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-10-2010, 08:10 AM
			
			
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			1. That she will look less glamorous than in her pics. It happens 99% of the time. 
2. That I might have to ask her to take a shower before the session. I never do, but that ends the session before it starts.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-10-2010, 08:58 AM
			
			
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			That once I had a good session; I leave my SO for her.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-10-2010, 09:15 AM
			
			
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			What are your fears when meeting a provider? 
Being busted. 
That the session will not be GFE. 
That the lady will not be pretty. 
That the lady will be hostile.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-10-2010, 09:25 AM
			
			
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Or Mom, Daughter, Sister, etc.!   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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