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				Meanwhile, here in Austin
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			These kids have a better chance of being arrested for holding a dildo on campus than an AK.   
 
 
 
 
Douchebags, it was decided, wouldn't work.  They'd be too easily mistaken for members of the Legislature. 
 
So, in honor of the Lt. Governor, they went with the dildo.
 
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			08-25-2016, 07:26 PM
			
			
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			meanwhile, in the bathroom stall at Nau's ...  
 
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			08-25-2016, 09:43 PM
			
			
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				These kids have a better chance of being arrested for holding a dildo on campus than an AK.   
 
 
 
 
Douchebags, it was decided, wouldn't work.  They'd be too easily mistaken for members of the Legislature. 
 
So, in honor of the Lt. Governor, they went with the dildo.
 
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It is a shame Whitman missed you on that fateful day way back when...
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-25-2016, 09:52 PM
			
			
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			Assup, there's a shit storm cumming and you ain't got no umbrella, sport.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-25-2016, 09:56 PM
			
			
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				Assup, there's a shit storm cumming and you ain't got no umbrella, sport. 
			
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			08-25-2016, 10:28 PM
			
			
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			08-26-2016, 07:11 AM
			
			
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			08-26-2016, 09:52 AM
			
			
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			Makes sense.  You guys would rather suck a gun than fuck a co-Ed.   
 
Fine.  Leaves more for us. 
 
And thanks, JL, for the kind and o so predictable death wish.   
 
You need to go back to that shrink.  Maybe when wifey hosts her next mah Jongg game.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-26-2016, 09:58 AM
			
			
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				These kids have a better chance of being arrested for holding a dildo on campus than an AK.  
 
 
 
 
Douchebags, it was decided, wouldn't work. They'd be too easily mistaken for members of the Legislature. 
 
So, in honor of the Lt. Governor, they went with the dildo.
 
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That's because the Constitution doesn't give you a right to keep and bear dildos stupid. Austin apparently is a city of misguided gay twits, lol.
 
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			08-26-2016, 10:05 AM
			
			
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			It doesn't give you the right to be ignorant or suck dicks either... 
 
Besides... We all know there is no fucking constitution.  It was made up in a studio underneath Virginia, by Gabby Giffords and Neil Armstrong.   
 
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			08-26-2016, 10:37 AM
			
			
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				It doesn't give you the right to be ignorant or suck dicks either... 
 
Besides... We all know there is no fucking constitution.  It was made up in a studio underneath Virginia, by Gabby Giffords and Neil Armstrong.   
 
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Don't be stupid, gay obscenities will never be accepted. The right to bear arms is.
 
  
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			08-26-2016, 01:01 PM
			
			
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			That depends on your definition of gay and obscene, right? 
 
But we all know that both are figments of our imagination, foisted upon us by the government.  Or the church! 
 
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			08-26-2016, 02:32 PM
			
			
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				That depends on your definition of gay and obscene, right? 
 
But we all know that both are figments of our imagination, foisted upon us by the government.  Or the church! 
 
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That must be why you live in Austin Tx. Your priorities are fucked up just like all the other twinks over there.
 
  
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			08-26-2016, 06:01 PM
			
			
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				These kids have a better chance of being arrested for holding a dildo on campus than an AK.   
 
 
 
 
Douchebags, it was decided, wouldn't work.  They'd be too easily mistaken for members of the Legislature. 
 
So, in honor of the Lt. Governor, they went with the dildo.
 
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So were YOU down there looking to get more dildos to add to YOUR and EKIM'S collection down at the 'holes ? And to try out some new ones at YOUR next reach around crew MEATing ?  Or giving away some of YOUR "slightly used " ones ?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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