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		|  04-08-2017, 09:00 PM | #1 |  
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				 Have u ever?? 
 
			
			Do u ever wake up and rub one out?.. i discovered that's a great way to get ur day started. I know I'm not the only one😉
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		|  04-08-2017, 09:21 PM | #2 |  
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			Every morning in the shower I have a tug-o-war with cyclops... I always win ;-)
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		|  04-08-2017, 09:24 PM | #3 |  
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			And I bet ur day always starts out great after that fight lol
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		|  04-08-2017, 09:52 PM | #4 |  
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			If morning wood is present, usually. Used to book coffee morning sessions on days off. Always the best. And I'm not a morning person.
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		|  04-08-2017, 10:08 PM | #5 |  
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					Originally Posted by HedonisticFool  Every morning in the shower I have a tug-o-war with cyclops... I always win ;-) |  
Just spilled my crown and coke because I was lmao. However I know what your taking about. You just can't ignore it right, it won't fit in your pants if you don't make it smaller.
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		|  04-08-2017, 10:21 PM | #6 |  
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			Not the crown and Coke lol
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		|  04-08-2017, 10:35 PM | #7 |  
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				 My apologies for the party foul... 
 
			
			
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					Originally Posted by mitch p  Just spilled my crown and coke because I was lmao. However I know what your taking about. You just can't ignore it right, it won't fit in your pants if you don't make it smaller. |  
Nah, simply put, I'm just a nasty horny bastard and in the shower, soap is my slut!
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		|  04-08-2017, 10:35 PM | #8 |  
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			That is alcohol abuse there Mitch!
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		|  04-08-2017, 11:39 PM | #9 |  
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					Originally Posted by HedonisticFool  Every morning in the shower I have a tug-o-war with cyclops... I always win ;-) |  
Lmfaooooo     
I got a good laugh out of this thread!!
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		|  04-09-2017, 12:48 AM | #10 |  
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			It's always a GD thing when u have a GD laugh Meagan_heart 😊😊🤗🤗
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		|  04-09-2017, 01:33 AM | #11 |  
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			Not sure what yall are going thru,but never spill the alcohol. Js
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					Originally Posted by CashmereLove  Not sure what yall are going thru,but never spill the alcohol. Js |  
Amennnn!!!!
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		|  04-09-2017, 01:53 AM | #13 |  
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			Say it like it is Cashmere Love he broke the #1 and #1 party fail lol
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		|  04-09-2017, 01:54 AM | #14 |  
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			LMAO 😂😂😂
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		|  04-09-2017, 02:32 AM | #15 |  
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				 He Bop.. She Bop.. 
 
			
			Popping the top off a good morning wood?
 That is my favorite first person shooter!!
 
 An early morning worm burping?
 
 Often the morning after a nice session...
 
 Giving your most recent provider a ONE GUN SALUTE!
 
 For the ladies with a lil fuzz on the peach...
 
 Taking a tour of Tasmania!
 
 Making sure to properly tune her clitar?
 
 Getting in a workout at the Y!
 
 Last but not least... Lol its late what can I say
 
 A provider thinking about her last few good clients..
 
 In a moment of Menage Ah Moi
 
 Goodnight. And Happy Hobbying!!
 
 
 
 
 
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