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Old 05-04-2015, 10:39 PM   #1
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A businessman got onto a TWA flight and sat down. After take off, a petite stewardess in TWA uniform came over and said "would you like anything to drink sir, we have wonderful TWA-champagne, very good TWA-wine, delicious TWA-coffee..". Lacking the patience to listen to her go through the entire TWA drink menu, he interrupts and says "I'd just like some of your TWA-Tea please".
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Old 05-05-2015, 08:37 AM   #2
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TH, great oldie but goodie.Heard that one in 5th grade! Not telling you what decade..
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I guess I'm behind times on good jokes. I will have to catch up with the times.
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Old 05-07-2015, 08:45 AM   #4
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I guess I'm behind times on good jokes. I will have to catch up with the times.
It is a good joke. Say that on a flight today your next destination will be with homeland security.Lawsuits by womens groups,
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Sorry, but I'm missing the punch line here. Help an old Dawg out please.
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TWA tea (T)
TWAT

Lol i almost didnt get it either. Had to say it out loud.
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