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01-05-2017, 07:32 AM
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Just playing the field:)
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Hmm,
Well, I'm 5' something I think with a big beer belly, I think that's what it is. I have a few teeth left the last time I counted. I believe my pee, pee is still 3" hard but, I'm not sure any more because I can't see it.
I can't lick pussy well because I don't know how and I can't hear so, instructions are out.
Am I hot??? I'm not sure and no one tells me I'm hot.
Damn this is to darn hard to figure out and I think I just peed my pants
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01-05-2017, 09:12 AM
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The Cock Worship Unicorn
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Originally Posted by Passion2015
Hmm,
Well, I'm 5' something I think with a big beer belly, I think that's what it is. I have a few teeth left the last time I counted. I believe my pee, pee is still 3" hard but, I'm not sure any more because I can't see it.
I can't lick pussy well because I don't know how and I can't hear so, instructions are out.
Am I hot??? I'm not sure and no one tells me I'm hot.
Damn this is to darn hard to figure out and I think I just peed my pants
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Lol, sexy!!
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01-05-2017, 10:25 PM
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I am not going to claim I am hot, but I would love to play CAH. Infamous One says it would be a memorable experience.
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01-06-2017, 10:03 AM
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This was the hilarious, ah I can't even. Thanks beautiful for the laugh. Did I just call you beautiful....lol. Wink wink!
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01-10-2017, 05:58 PM
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Slow. Golf. Clap.
I need a smoke after a rant that good.
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01-10-2017, 08:58 PM
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What is the point of this post? Does this girl realize that she is a hooker?
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01-10-2017, 09:11 PM
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We all sell our time to someone Yolo. You work eight hours a day? We all have standards and expectations. If you are that crass, you probably don't meet the standard. Butthurt retort in 3....2....1...
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01-10-2017, 11:30 PM
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We all sell our time to someone .
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 Exactly! Someone give this man a blowjob!
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01-11-2017, 01:37 AM
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Well known giver of fucks
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Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
Exactly! Someone give this man a blowjob! |
Send him over!! Lick lick!
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01-11-2017, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
Exactly! Someone give this man a blowjob! |
Well, sell, not give. Yew'd be settin' a bad precedent, uthawise.
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01-11-2017, 08:15 AM
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We all sell our time to someone Yolo. You work eight hours a day? We all have standards and expectations. If you are that crass, you probably don't meet the standard. Butthurt retort in 3....2....1...
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Except you sell for dignity for $60 per "QV" and then you have to shower off the smell of plan B & shame. Rekt.
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01-11-2017, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Yoloswagginz
Except you sell for dignity for $60 per "QV" and then you have to shower off the smell of plan B & shame. Rekt.
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Wow tell us how you really feel... if you think prostitution is so disgusting, why are you on this fucking website?
I don't shower to wash off the smell of an odorless emergency contraceptive (which I don't take) or shame. I shower because sex is sweaty and bathing feels nice. I've also showered after my real world job and I've heard of others doing this as well. I shower after a workout too- oten to rid myself of the shame that I couldn't push through one more rep or run one more mile.
How about you pay me $60 and I'll punch you in the dick?
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01-11-2017, 10:31 AM
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Hope I haven't bored you!
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LMAO... Other whores putting themselves in the same perspective as Lioness!!!???? What a hoot.
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01-11-2017, 12:05 PM
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Well known giver of fucks
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Damn fine post Claire.
I'm actually pretty hot.
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 Weeeeee I love hot guys.... Fat wallets, and the ones that can charm my panties off!!
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01-11-2017, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by lizshue81
Wow tell us how you really feel... if you think prostitution is so disgusting, why are you on this fucking website?
I don't shower to wash off the smell of an odorless emergency contraceptive (which I don't take) or shame. I shower because sex is sweaty and bathing feels nice. I've also showered after my real world job and I've heard of others doing this as well. I shower after a workout too- oten to rid myself of the shame that I couldn't push through one more rep or run one more mile.
How about you pay me $60 and I'll punch you in the dick?
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That feeling when you are "low volume" only because an extremely LOW VOLUME of people want to see you  I have seen better looking whores outside the ARCH downtown.
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