You know you're getting old when.......

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by geecue

When after seeing a young lady and chatting and relaxing, she says,"you are as old as my dad." Boy what a buzz kill.

And hoping she has daddy issues?

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

You know you're getting old if your Life Insurance has an expiration date!

Its called Term Life. The policy has a set date, 5-30 years, or a fixed length of time.

[shorty]

Yep!! It really sucks when you out live your Million Dollar Policy and can't afford to pay the premiums now because your on a fixed income.

[davidsmith0123]

You know you're getting old when you give a lecture and start talking about some 'important' past event and realize that your students were not even alive when the event happened. You know, not just the moon landing and vietnam, but even 'recent' events like Reagan, desert storm, Bush 1.