Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

[Ava Love]

Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater, How Does your Garden Grow?
Reviews are being read by Cheating Providers who have their clients e-mail it to them so they can cover their tracks if I'ts a bad one, by having a regular client write one for them atcually dictated first by the Provider to say what they want in it to make them sound like gravy to make up for the real BAD perfomance that they did do. I heard Providers actually brag about their scam. I know some clients sign up as members to write fake reviews for whatever Provider just to make them sound all fly. Usually it's a boyfriend or agency. (Total Creeps in my book).
Then there's the cheating Hobbyiest that offer a review for discounts. Or just flat lie about writing one for you if you'll do extra favors for them. Then there's the all classic load of crap (I'll take pics for a free get together). Keeping your Image clean and making a name for yourself should come from loving what you do. I personally have found my true calling and love my job. Carma and common sense is something some true losers just don't get and NEVER will. Sooner or later these cheaters will get themselfs into a wreck with this dumb shit. It totally makes me wet to know I'm bad ass at what I do. It's all about the experience you have behind you that gives you superfly pride. It just get's me off like crazy, multiple time knowing I earn my shit, and teach my girls the same ediqute of Providing or you're just fake ass nobody that will surely roll it up sooner or later. That's what's up A V A L O V E

[ThatManFromTexas]

1. I will write you a good review if you will promise to not use BOLD print anymore.

2. I would never slap my mama ... no matter what.

3. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater ... Mary Mary Quite Contrary ... Online Reviews ... two are nursery rhymes and one is a tall tale.

4. Spell Check is your friend.

5. Friends don't let friends drink and post.

6. I hope you have a better day tomorrow.

[enderwiggin]

Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

1. I will write you a good review if you will promise to not use BOLD print anymore.

2. I would never slap my mama ... no matter what.

3. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater ... Mary Mary Quite Contrary ... Online Reviews ... two are nursery rhymes and one is a tall tale.

4. Spell Check is your friend.

5. Friends don't let friends drink and post.

6. I hope you have a better day tomorrow.

TMFT, you're my hero.

[oilfieldscum]

July must be drama queen month on eccie....just sayin

[The G.O.A.T]

Alcohol and computers don't mix....

[Guest091710]

computers and crack dont mix, mine works well on tittos

[yngtxn]

Hey we should let all providers know that they are allowed to post what ever the Hell they want. Reviews are low but theres a new co-ed post everyday.

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by subcilla

computers and crack dont mix, mine works well on tittos

OUCH!

at least you didn't bring up Meth.

[Brooke Wilde]

And I am the mean one around here ... LOL!!!

[Trey]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

OUCH!

at least you didn't bring up Meth.

that shit is funny.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

And I am the mean one around here ... LOL!!!

Why yes you are.

[RebeccaRothko]

I avoid all the confusion by not having reviews.

The one time a client posted a review I received notice of it and was little flattered, it was the most retarded thing I had ever read. His attempts at a penthouse forum submission were juvenile at best and he was flat out inaccurate. I contacted him and said "dear, I can't have you posting these incriminating acronyms about me on the internet. Also, we both know the *** was really a ****" He apologized and said something about writing it in the middle of the night. Whatever.

[Guest091710]

a lot of boards have a policy, that if You have a no review policy, they dont allow You to advertise there, since they are review boards.

[RebeccaRothko]

I don't have an advertisement here.

[Guest091710]

i am just saying, its why a lot of ladies do reviews. i for one don't mind them, and encourage them. They bring me business.