On general principle I'll leave if she is not as advertised.
Probably the funniest episode was when a black gal opened the door. I got nothing against black people and she was quite attractive, but in "her" pictures she was white. I asked her how often this little B&S worked and she responded, "Enough."
On another occasion, after we'd gotten naked, the lady informed me she was out of rubbers, but since I looked "clean" she didn't mind doing me sans-prophylactic
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Let's just say I didn't walk out of there -- I ran
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