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Old 11-30-2010, 03:32 PM   #1
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Default Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

His last name is Cummings. Seriously. I can't make that up!
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Old 11-30-2010, 03:57 PM   #2
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If I were a defense lawyer, I would jump at the opportunity to defend him and put the TSA on trial.
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Old 11-30-2010, 04:39 PM   #3
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Oh, I have no doubt that in the end, he will "beat it" and "get off".
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Old 11-30-2010, 04:54 PM   #4
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very funny stuff!
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Damn, just cant make that stuff up!
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:43 PM   #6
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Are you Fu**king kidding me? I hope he sues the balls off the TSA. If i ever get patted down in an airport again and the bastards touch my junk i'll have the beatoff arrested. This is getting beyond fu##king stupid. Last year I was flying out and got patted down for no reason. The stupid shithead had gloves on and while patting me down pulled my sweats half off. I spun around and pushed the stupid shit away, by the time I had ahold of my pants there were four more of the minimum wage losers grabbing me. I didn't say or do anything more til the supervisor showed up. I told what happened and asked to call my laywer. Nothing happened except the dumb bastards held me up for 45 minutes. Pisses me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jail for getting a HJ from TSA. Oh this is good. errr not good.This guy may get rich from are tax dollars. sue TSA
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Old 12-01-2010, 07:50 AM   #8
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New TSA slogans heard on the radio while driving to work monday:

-Cant see London, Can't see France, until we see your underpants!
-It's not a grope, It's a Freedom Pat!
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Old 12-01-2010, 09:19 AM   #9
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O'cmon.. really? Percy cummings? Sergio Armani? San Fran? Interior decorator? tsa agent checking his piercings? Just too many stereo types in this one article...not sure i believe it fully yet.. There is no way the gay community would not make this national news and it wouldnt hit the networks...


UPDATE:
go to the about page of deadseriousnews

Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional."
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?page_id=2
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