FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED!!

[JohnnyCap]

Why isn't this ever-bumped list of hooktard gripes in a powder room somewhere?

[PipelinerTx]

Strong lols.

Have had providers hear what I am doing a certain weekend and ask to come a long because sounds like fun, or ask what I am doing after a session, and if I tell them going to get dinner or something and they will sort of invite themselves a long, but then add "But it's going to cost xxx"

Bitch, I didn't invite you and couldn't care less if you came. But wanting to come with me on my dime, have a good time, then charge me for bank rolling your good time?


Yea....I'll invite some girl out my age and listen to her talk about her shitty life for hours on end before I do that

[JustMeCLTXGG]

Originally Posted by PipelinerTx

then add "But it's going to cost xxx"

wanting to come with me on my dime, have a good time, then charge me for bank rolling your good time?

*smh* exactly.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by PipelinerTx

Strong lols.

Have had providers hear what I am doing a certain weekend and ask to come a long because sounds like fun, or ask what I am doing after a session, and if I tell them going to get dinner or something and they will sort of invite themselves a long, but then add "But it's going to cost xxx"

Bitch, I didn't invite you and couldn't care less if you came. But wanting to come with me on my dime, have a good time, then charge me for bank rolling your good time?


Yea....I'll invite some girl out my age and listen to her talk about her shitty life for hours on end before I do that

Who does that? Whoever it is should be FIRED.

[Don T. Lukbak]

CBJ? CBJ! GTFO!

Only reason to hire you in the first place is to be able to say:

FUCK YOU!

YOU ARE FIRED.

[PipelinerTx]

Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Who does that? Whoever it is should be FIRED.

I once mentioned a cruise I was leaving on the following week, and she graciously offered 1k/day with all her expenses paid. To go on a dream cruise to awesome locals. No thanks, I'll take a fwb, float her tabs, bottom her out nightly, then get back 7k richer.

[Lauren Mayfair]

Originally Posted by PipelinerTx

Strong lols.

Have had providers hear what I am doing a certain weekend and ask to come a long because sounds like fun, or ask what I am doing after a session, and if I tell them going to get dinner or something and they will sort of invite themselves a long, but then add "But it's going to cost xxx"

Bitch, I didn't invite you and couldn't care less if you came. But wanting to come with me on my dime, have a good time, then charge me for bank rolling your good time?


Yea....I'll invite some girl out my age and listen to her talk about her shitty life for hours on end before I do that

Come on, now. You don't have to embarrass me like this. You can't just casually mention you're going to Red Lobster and not expect me to want to go too.

[PipelinerTx]

Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Come on, now. You don't have to embarrass me like this. You can't just casually mention you're going to Red Lobster and not expect me to want to go too.

It was actually much nicer than that. It was Applebees, and I had made reservations 8 months ahead of time, and you still wanted me to add you to the reservation, get over it

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

obviously this hasn't been read enough, so bump it is

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Come on, now. You don't have to embarrass me like this. You can't just casually mention you're going to Red Lobster and not expect me to want to go too.

The Red Lobster generous use of butter, and butter like substances, make anal sex so much easier.

Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

obviously this hasn't been read enough, so bump it is

Thanck you LD, I missed Ms Mayfair's post above.

[Dorian Gray]

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by pyramider

The Red Lobster generous use of butter, and butter like substances, make anal sex so much easier.

That's our Three Sides - always thincking.

[CasanovaJJ]

Hilarious thread. Most of the stuff in here is common sense, but it's like they say about common sense not being common blah, blah.

[oilfieldscum]

Fuck the Dead Lobster. I fired them off the roof.

[Lauren Mayfair]

Originally Posted by pyramider

The Red Lobster generous use of butter, and butter like substances, make anal sex so much easier.

Combine enough of that with your infamous 1.3 and you could be a buttsex ninja.