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11-03-2012, 12:31 PM
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While you guys are thincking......
SL’S TOP 10 Reasons You Might Be Too Old To Hobby
1) You need to take Viagra just to look at the show cases
2) You starting looking for providers that know CPR
3) You have been at the right motel but just gave up finding the room
4) You can get a driver’s license so you need to take the bus to an in call
5) You ask if you die on the up stroke if the down stroke is free
6) You thinck providers that wear nurse’s outfits look super sexy even if they weight 350 lbs.
7) You see your ATF once a year and want to cut back
8) You have more hair in your ears than on your head
9) You have a provider contact you about a session and you tell them you want to sleep on it
10) You have had a provider hold a mirror in front of your face to see if your still breathing
Any Questions?
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11-03-2012, 12:32 PM
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No SL your not in trouble, lady luck has smiled on you. Play your cards right and your in for a free over night.
Make sure it is a outcall, I like to cover my tracks and leave no sign or trail that leads back to the lions den. You never know when you might have a sasquatch sniffing around looking for your ass.
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11-03-2012, 12:59 PM
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No SL your not in trouble, lady luck has smiled on you. Play your cards right and your in for a free over night.
Make sure it is a outcall, I like to cover my tracks and leave no sign or trail that leads back to the lions den. You never know when you might have a sasquatch sniffing around looking for your ass. 
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Wisdom at its best!
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11-03-2012, 04:50 PM
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11-04-2012, 01:23 AM
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11-04-2012, 04:30 AM
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I'll take Maclyn, Mijo can have Jackie. Dilbert you keep the camera running!
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11-04-2012, 06:47 AM
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they're passing thru new orleans.... sooooo.....?????
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11-04-2012, 07:29 AM
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they're passing thru new orleans.... sooooo.....?????
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Point them to Austin Dilbert!
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11-04-2012, 07:57 AM
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Hey SL, do you partake in strip clubs? I don't normally like them. But cheetahs in Windsor did put a smile on my face. I must say when a fantastic looking girl has her legs on your shoulder straddling you asking you if I would like to see in side her. That makes a pretty good night. I like pretty VJJs.
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11-04-2012, 08:05 AM
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Hey SL, do you partake in strip clubs? I don't normally like them. But cheetahs in Windsor did put a smile on my face. I must say when a fantastic looking girl has her legs on your shoulder straddling you asking you if I would like to see in side her. That makes a pretty good night. I like pretty VJJs. 
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Nah, not my thing! When I go up to bat I want to know I can swing for the fences! LOL but I'm glad to hear your having a good time! Bring home pictures and share my brother!
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11-04-2012, 08:19 AM
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I'll take Maclyn, Mijo can have Jackie. Dilbert you keep the camera running! 
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they're passing thru new orleans.... sooooo.....?????
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Point them to Austin Dilbert! 
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doesn't look like maclyn has any plans to visit texas.
but... jackie on the other hand is from Dallas. Austin isn't too far off eh?
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11-04-2012, 08:20 AM
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what brand & model cell phone do you have? just curious.
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11-04-2012, 08:31 AM
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doesn't look like maclyn has any plans to visit texas.
but... jackie on the other hand is from Dallas. Austin isn't too far off eh?
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I've been to Dallas to cut one or two out of the herd! LOL
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11-04-2012, 08:33 AM
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what brand & model cell phone do you have? just curious.
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SAMSUNG.... toss out the window blue!
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