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[JCM800]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Never been to Hippie Hollow, Ekim the Inbred Chimp, but did stop and piss on a fence post in Kansas that looked a lot like your family tree.

was that fence post in Salina?

....wonder what were you doing in Salina?

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Old-T

IBBuffoon, you really should check your last dozen or so posts on this thread. Your cut and paste skills are slipping--every once in a while you are actually changing a word or two.

Just to recap, here are last ten "Words or IB Wisdom". I didn't change a single word to make it sound stupider--you did quite well being stupid all by yourself. You sure are fixated on cum-gobbling, fucktards, and prophylactics, aren't you. I wonder what your psychiatrist thinks about that--probably not a healthy obsession on your part.

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Are you threatening another board member with bodily harm, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard?

Why won't you address the fact that you threatened another board member, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard?

Go suck on your prophylactic, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man.

Go work on dislodging that that prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man.

That prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass is really causing you pain, isn't it, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man?

Go suck on your prophylactic, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man.

You're a bona fide liar and hypocrite, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard.

Well, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man, have your "boyfriend Mario" help you extract that prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass.

You woke up amidst a dozen or so dicks at your gay hideaway at Hippie Hollow, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard.

But you bragged so about being one of the founding faggots of the gay commune at Hippie Hollow, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard ... and you had all of those other, rather extensive faggot resources you posted at the ready.

Never been to Hippie Hollow, Ekim the Inbred Chimp, but did stop and piss on a fence post in Kansas that looked a lot like your family tree.

You're a habitual liar and a perpetual twerp, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man, so go have your "boyfriend Mario" help you extract that prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass.

You're still a habitual liar and a permanent twerp, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man, and your little jaunt into journalism doesn't change that fact. So go inspect the prophylactic your daughter has shoved up her twat, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man.

Originally Posted by JCM800

was that fence post in Salina?

....wonder what were you doing in Salina?

You'll always be wondering and wandering without your brain, 1-800-JCM-DATO.

[Old-T]

So, you want to call me a liar for properly quoting you? You can't even do the "You took it out of context" excuse since I quoted the entirety of your words in each case.

I make no claim to be a journalist, all I do is point out exactly what you said (or in the case of your former avatars, I accurately described your Prophylactic Man avatar and your gay devil with blow-up doll avatar). I'm sorry they aren't convenient for you, but they are a mirror to your tormented self-loathing soul--not lies. If those are not YOUR words I quoted, whose words are they?

And while you are at it, explain again why you ignored the other uncomfortable truth--your homophobic slur I highlighted in red for you. And yes, I certainly did notice that when you quoted me you removed the red and edited out the most condemning of my comments. Too unpleasant for you to admit your homophobic feelings? I suspect we will now hear for months on end your attestations that YOU DIDN'T say "founding faggots of the gay commune". Too bad for you we can all see it clear as day in your own words in your own post. Care to explain?

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

But you bragged so about being one of the founding faggots of the gay commune at Hippie Hollow, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard ... and you had all of those other, rather extensive faggot resources you posted at the ready.

Where did I say that, dipshit of the year?



Never been to Hippie Hollow, Ekim the Inbred Chimp, but did stop and piss on a fence post in Kansas that looked a lot like your family tree.


Where do you go in Salina to cruise cock with your Fag Team partner, the Pissant?

You are threatening yourself, shitbreath. Or just get your Fag Team partner, the pissant, to threaten you for you...

BTW -- does anybody else notice how "close" these two nimrods have become in such a short period of time? I think it's manlove at first slight. What do you fellas think? Heart shaped double bed? Hot tub for two? Matching slacks, belts and shoes? I dunno ... Valentine's Day is closer than you think! (sounds like a Political thread to me!)

LMAO @ gay fuckdoll wannabe.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

You are threatening yourself, shitbreath. Or just get your Fag Team partner, the pissant, to threaten you for you...

BTW -- does anybody else notice how "close" these two nimrods have become in such a short period of time? I think it's manlove at first slight. What do you fellas think? Heart shaped double bed? Hot tub for two? Matching slacks, belts and shoes? I dunno ... Valentine's Day is closer than you think! (sounds like a Political thread to me!)

LMAO @ gay fuckdoll wannabe.

You're really a sad sack. Living in some make believe world. You prolly live in a double wide somewhere outside of Austin. With your keyboard and a jackshack nearby. So sad you can't get a hard on anymore. You know it, don't you?

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by JCM800

was that fence post in Salina?

....wonder what were you doing in Salina?

Begging the old fart to pack his fudge, and let him gobble his cock.

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by bambino

You're really a sad sack. Living in some make believe world. You prolly live in a double wide somewhere outside of Austin. With your keyboard and a jackshack nearby. So sad you can't get a hard on anymore. You know it, don't you?

Last time you were in town, fat boy, I wouldn't let you check. Are you still "sore" about that?

Check around. Nobody knows where I live. Maybe I live in a van down by the river. But maybe I share a neighborhood with major philanthropists, Grammy winning musicians, video game developers, "Dellionaires" and movie stars.

For all you know, my Wolfpack includes Willie Nelson, Quentin Tarantino, Cyril Neville, Robert Rodriguez, Bob Schneider, Kinky Friedman, T-Bone Burnett, Earl Campbell, Michael and Susan Dell, Sandra Bullock, Jimmy Vaughn, Matthew McConaughey and Rick fucking Perry!

Or I hang out with ECCIE members, chase pussy at strip clubs and try to get some cheap ass after closing time.

You'll never know, will you, pissant?

However, next time I'm near Lake Travis, I'll think fondly of you as I pass the red light at Comanche Trail. You know that light, don't you pissant. That's the turnoff to your favorite Travis County park!

I ain't no big deal. But you are!

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Last time you were in town, fat boy, I wouldn't let you check. Are you still "sore" about that?

Check around. Nobody knows where I live. Maybe I live in a van down by the river. But maybe I share a neighborhood with major philanthropists, Grammy winning musicians, video game developers, "Dellionaires" and movie stars.

For all you know, my Wolfpack includes Willie Nelson, Quentin Tarantino, Cyril Neville, Robert Rodriguez, Bob Schneider, Kinky Friedman, T-Bone Burnett, Earl Campbell, Michael and Susan Dell, Sandra Bullock, Jimmy Vaughn, Matthew McConaughey and Rick fucking Perry!

Or I hang out with ECCIE members, chase pussy at strip clubs and try to get some cheap ass after closing time.

You'll never know, will you, pissant?

However, next time I'm near Lake Travis, I'll think fondly of you as I pass the red light at Comanche Trail. You know that light, don't you pissant. That's the turnoff to your favorite Travis County park!

I ain't no big deal. But you are!

I didn't get through your post, no need to read your bullshit. But I'll make you a deal. Next time I visit Austin, I'll extend an invite to meet, same if you get to Pgh. Let's compare notes. Bring diapers. You might piss yourself. That's how much you would be intimated. Just fact.

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by bambino

I didn't get through your post, no need to read your bullshit. But I'll make you a deal. Next time I visit Austin, I'll extend an invite to meet, same if you get to Pgh. Let's compare notes. Bring diapers. You might piss yourself. That's how much you would be intimated. Just fact.

Yet ANOTHER attempt at bullying or intimidating a fellow member of ECCIE.

Ratchet that shit back, asshole.

[Chica Chaser]

[CuteOldGuy]

Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Old-T

So, you want to call me a liar for properly quoting you? You can't even do the "You took it out of context" excuse since I quoted the entirety of your words in each case.

I make no claim to be a journalist, all I do is point out exactly what you said (or in the case of your former avatars, I accurately described your Prophylactic Man avatar and your gay devil with blow-up doll avatar). I'm sorry they aren't convenient for you, but they are a mirror to your tormented self-loathing soul--not lies. If those are not YOUR words I quoted, whose words are they?

And while you are at it, explain again why you ignored the other uncomfortable truth--your homophobic slur I highlighted in red for you. And yes, I certainly did notice that when you quoted me you removed the red and edited out the most condemning of my comments. Too unpleasant for you to admit your homophobic feelings? I suspect we will now hear for months on end your attestations that YOU DIDN'T say "founding faggots of the gay commune". Too bad for you we can all see it clear as day in your own words in your own post. Care to explain?

It's a simple matter of logic, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man. If any part of your premise is false; then the whole premise is false, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man. Ergo, you are a congenital liar when you argue that your premise is not false, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man.

BTW, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man, you've been "predictably" fixated on your "false premise" for almost a full year now:

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

You are threatening yourself, shitbreath. Or just get your Fag Team partner, the pissant, to threaten you for you...

BTW -- does anybody else notice how "close" these two nimrods have become in such a short period of time? I think it's manlove at first slight. What do you fellas think? Heart shaped double bed? Hot tub for two? Matching slacks, belts and shoes? I dunno ... Valentine's Day is closer than you think! (sounds like a Political thread to me!)

LMAO @ gay fuckdoll wannabe.

Since you're one of the founding faggots of a gay commune at Hippie Hollow, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard, why don't you run along and let one of your faggot butt-buddies put another log in your fire so you can keep "flaming".

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Last time you were in town, fat boy, I wouldn't let you check. Are you still "sore" about that?

Check around. Nobody knows where I live. Maybe I live in a van down by the river. But maybe I share a neighborhood with major philanthropists, Grammy winning musicians, video game developers, "Dellionaires" and movie stars.

For all you know, my Wolfpack includes Willie Nelson, Quentin Tarantino, Cyril Neville, Robert Rodriguez, Bob Schneider, Kinky Friedman, T-Bone Burnett, Earl Campbell, Michael and Susan Dell, Sandra Bullock, Jimmy Vaughn, Matthew McConaughey and Rick fucking Perry!

Or I hang out with ECCIE members, chase pussy at strip clubs and try to get some cheap ass after closing time.

You'll never know, will you, pissant?

However, next time I'm near Lake Travis, I'll think fondly of you as I pass the red light at Comanche Trail. You know that light, don't you pissant. That's the turnoff to your favorite Travis County park!

I ain't no big deal. But you are!

You tell so many lies you can't keep up with them. That's why you need a diary. Didn't you say you moved from Houston to a house in Austin above the river? You share so much of your personal info here. What a tool. 3rd generation Houstonian? Grandparents slithered into the country via Galveston. $2000 month premiums? I knew one thing about you without asking. You're an asshole. 36/8

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by bambino

You tell so many lies you can't keep up with them. That's why you need a diary. Didn't you say you moved from Houston to a house in Austin above the river? You share so much of your personal info here. What a tool. 3rd generation Houstonian? Grandparents slithered into the country via Galveston. $2000 month premiums? I knew one thing about you without asking. You're an asshole. 36/8

What do we have here, a private dick?

With all that personal information I guess I should be expecting you at my front door ready to best me up any second now, right, pissant? Or you should be plastering my name, SSN and phone number all over ECCIE, Right?

Unless of course, they're all lies, as you say.

What's your point, pissant?

Is that the game you really want to play? Pretty serious business.

Bring it, you BAAAAD MAAAN!

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

It's a simple matter of logic, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man. If any part of your premise is false; then the whole premise is false, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man. Ergo, you are a congenital liar when you argue that your premise is not false, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man.

No false premise by me, no premise at all. Just stating facts about your slimy history on here and asking questions about some of your more hateful and stupid comments.

FACT: They WERE your avatars. I keep bringing it up because you are such a slow learner and you keep denying your own past.

QUESTION (You DO avoid uncomfortable questions): Tell me again, how do you justify your bigoted "founding faggots of the gay commune" comment? This is the third or forth time I asked but you seem unable to admit you wrote it, much less tell us WHY you are so bigoted.