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boredathome · 12-14-2016, 03:37 PM

I'm right with you seaman....don't have the patience much anymore

Charley3 · 12-15-2016, 10:11 AM

I'll share one that still has me cracking up a little. I had met this 19 YO (I'm in my 50's). We banged it out a couple times. Sex was just OK....which is a problem with some of these non-pro youngsters but that's another story and not the point.
Anyway....we're laying on the bed having after sex small talk and she mentions she went to a private school that a good buddy of mine sent his two kids to. I know these kids pretty well. I know I shouldn't have but I just threw it out there. Do you know.....such and such's kids? Her reply.....O yea....I fucked the older one!

GloccaMorra · 12-15-2016, 02:19 PM

So when a SA girl mentions "hosting" is it safe to say she's DTF on first meet?

TheDevil'sReject · 12-16-2016, 06:33 AM

"Hosting" means "Ho".

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Originally Posted by GloccaMorra

So when a SA girl mentions "hosting" is it safe to say she's DTF on first meet?

ron32 · 12-16-2016, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by GloccaMorra

So when a SA girl mentions "hosting" is it safe to say she's DTF on first meet?

Definitely.

TheDevil'sReject · 12-16-2016, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Charley3

I'll share one that still has me cracking up a little. I had met this 19 YO (I'm in my 50's). We banged it out a couple times. Sex was just OK....which is a problem with some of these non-pro youngsters but that's another story and not the point.
Anyway....we're laying on the bed having after sex small talk and she mentions she went to a private school that a good buddy of mine sent his two kids to. I know these kids pretty well. I know I shouldn't have but I just threw it out there. Do you know.....such and such's kids? Her reply.....O yea....I fucked the older one!

You are in your 50s and she is a silly typical 19 year old SA girl, you want porn star sex? It's more than likely not going to happen. And I would never ever tell SA girls any personal info like that. 95% of these SA girls have mental problems and when you stop seeing them/stop the money they go insane.

Charley3 · 12-16-2016, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDevil'sReject

You are in your 50s and she is a silly typical 19 year old SA girl, you want porn star sex? It's more than likely not going to happen. And I would never ever tell SA girls any personal info like that. 95% of these SA girls have mental problems and when you stop seeing them/stop the money they go insane.

You completely missed the point of my post.

TheDevil'sReject · 12-16-2016, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Charley3

You completely missed the point of my post.

What is your point that I am missing?

bromley · 12-23-2016, 02:46 PM

Do I need a premium account or is standard account fine?

copperhead1967 · 12-23-2016, 07:37 PM

You need to pay premium to read messages without that it's pretty pointless.

bromley · 12-23-2016, 10:13 PM

Thanks, yes I signed up for premium, hopefully its worth it

blake1323 · 12-24-2016, 05:07 AM

It is very, very, very much worth it.

Drifter01 · 12-26-2016, 08:07 AM

So being new to this arena what is SA.

JPran2011 · 12-26-2016, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Charley3

I'll share one that still has me cracking up a little. I had met this 19 YO (I'm in my 50's). We banged it out a couple times. Sex was just OK....which is a problem with some of these non-pro youngsters but that's another story and not the point.
Anyway....we're laying on the bed having after sex small talk and she mentions she went to a private school that a good buddy of mine sent his two kids to. I know these kids pretty well. I know I shouldn't have but I just threw it out there. Do you know.....such and such's kids? Her reply.....O yea....I fucked the older one!

I agree about the sex, in my experience most girls under 24 are a pretty lame lay with few exceptions.

I have met many, many girls from and SA. I figured it would come back to bike me sooner or later and it has...

Twice I went to a restaurant with my wife and our waitress was girl I met on SA. Very uncomfortable, but both were cool and didn't let on that I knew them. However one followed me to the bathroom and gave me a quick kiss.

Also, I met with a girl from SA and after we consummated we got to talking, I found out that her mom was a former employee of mine who I had fired. I didn't let her know that, but she texted me for a week asking why I didn't want to see her again, lol.

Lexxxy · 12-29-2016, 06:24 PM

Here's a new one! So the other week it was a white out blizzard (just like now) in wny. This guy I've been seeing for over a year from there asks me to come over. I literally have a guest bathroom in his house full of makeup,hair stuff,bath and body Works stuff, nighties, slippers... he buys me so i can make random dates like that. I tell him it's too bad out and I'm not driving. He tells me he's near my area in his work Truck and he'll shovel my stairs and get me. We are going along and he slows up then pulls over and starts backing up. He gets out and dusts a car off on the side of the road and then grabs stuff from the back of the truck. He literally started repoing this car in a blizzard. He's like "keep an eye out for the owner he has a record" I'm like omg omg omg! This Hispanic dude steps out to smoke and throws his smoke and runs back in the house by it. I holler at my client and he gets in the truck lifts whatever thingy and takes off snow flying we were the only vehicle out. This car is like weaving back and forth behind us and the truck is fishing a little. Like a mile down the road he pulls into a gas station and gets out to properly secure the car and do some paperwork. I was like "wtf you crazy person! Don't you dare do that with me again!" We laughed about it after but talk about scary at the time!