Now the ladies need to pay us!

[AdventureAdams]

Nowhere in the fine print did i see any rules prohibiting combining two deals, if thats going to be a problem you need to state that in your ad.

[offshoredrilling]

well you just did not do your homework.


ps: this would be so much better if I was _________

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Sami

SL first you have to come up with a really nice ad that stands out. So lets see what ya got. Now you cant put no acronyms in it.

Thats a great idea....

XOXO SL XOXO



Name: XOXOSLXOXO
Email: SLwilldoyou@drillitdeep.com
Phone: (800)696-969SEX
Website:4minutewonder.com
Location: Texas and Where Ever The Cash Takes Me!
Age: 29

Ethnicity: Sexy COCKNOTASIAN
Build: Athletic - Curvey
Measurements: 9.5
Weight: 186
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Sexy Silver
Piercings: Just a few
Tattoos: Some but NOT distracking
Grooming: Shaved
Smoking: NO

1/2 Hour: $150 1 Full Hour: $200

BUT WHEN YOU SHOW UP I WILL LOOK LIKE THIS!



I know, not what you expected, but I don't us a double negative... EVER! That's got to be worth something! LOL $50.00 cancelation FEE!

[AdventureAdams]

That rate is way too high fora newbie, id never pay that much for a guy who just started lol

[offshoredrilling]

well at least I do not have to pay to get some, just sayin

But: this still would be better if I was ________(BFE)

[geecue]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

OK, you wake up, log on to ECCIE and find out that PROVIDERS now pay the hobbyists! What do you think would be different? I'm sure the providers will have fun with this one!

Definitely not giving up my day job thats for sure.

[Cpalmson]

I recently had a session where I got the provider off to an intense orgasm via DATY. It was one of those rare instances where you could tell that the gal really enjoyed it as in it was one of the best she's ever had. Felt like I deserved the Aaron Rodger's Discount Double Check.

[Guest041413-2]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Mijo, this is my FAVORITE tattoo.....

I just read the tattoo afters hours of, well...yummy!

[alluringava]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

OK, you wake up, log on to ECCIE and find out that PROVIDERS now pay the hobbyists! What do you think would be different? I'm sure the providers will have fun with this one!

Well you ARE my pimp, SL, so...I've been giving you my money.

[MasterBaiter1996]

Ladies I offer specials.

[shorty]

I would offer the ladies 1 Orgasm and BBBJ. MSOG and CBJ is available for an extra $.

[MC]

This could be a fun roleplaying game if you used monopoly money.

[Guest071514-1]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

part of me wants to grandfather this one. but dam it I have a NBA policy

reality: dam it, I'm to old now and would have to lie about age more than 5 years.

more reality: I do not want to see lady's older than me at my age.

mmmmm can I pass on this dream. its a nightmare in my case. just sayin

:ro flmao:

[cumalot]

Free Snowballs with a 2 hour booking...

[Giveumyhart]

Male escorts??? So lets see your showcases.. and stats.

So far all my hobby hubby gets as payment is me treating him to dinner. Damn expensive dinner too. Who knew fondue of all things would cost $140?