Dear Spanky

[arealone]

Originally Posted by SpankyJ

Well last time I commented on this topic I ended up with enough points that I got a ban out of it so I probably shouldn’t give any theories about that.

My assumption is that they have absolutely nothing in common and that posting at the same time each week with similar ads is nothing more than an odd coincidence.

So are you saying that lightning strikes multiple times in the same place at the same time every week? The odds of that happening must be astronomical.

[Guest110920]

I wonder why this has shown arealone as the last poster for 4 hours when I don't see a post from him. Database glitch I suppose.

[Nicky Wayne]

Dear Spanky J have you ever done any beer commercials?

[g0lfnutt]

Dear Spanky,

I have this problem where I need to experience new ladies often but my wish list is limited by my ability to create non traceable income. Any suggestions?

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by g0lfnutt

Dear Spanky,

I have this problem where I need to experience new ladies often but my wish list is limited by my ability to create non traceable income. Any suggestions?

Hmm, I have had the same problem. Do you have any investment accounts? I opened an alternate bank account only in my name and set up wire transfer to it from an investment account only in my name.

Actually people may think this is crazy but my investment account isn't the primary source of non-traceable income for my activities. I became aware that I was really the only one that pays much attention to the transactions in a joint checking account as long as there are sufficient funds in the account. So I frequently buy stuff from all the businesses that give cash back. Walmart is the best because you can get up to $100 cash back. This could actually be a thread of its own - how we fund our operations.

Other than that - turn to a life of crime? Or at least have crime as a side gig.

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by Nicky Wayne

Dear Spanky J have you ever done any beer commercials?

I have not. I don't even like beer all that much, I prefer wine and mixed drinks. Why do you ask?

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by arealone

So are you saying that lightning strikes multiple times in the same place at the same time every week? The odds of that happening must be astronomical.

I know, I was flabbergasted the first 10 or 15 times I saw it!

[boblawblog]

spanky, do you prefer citronella or OFF, or some other method of keeping bugs at bay?

[Nicky Wayne]

Just wanted to make sure you not the most interesting man in the world but you are giving him a good run for his money.

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by Nicky Wayne

Just wanted to make sure you not the most interesting man in the world but you are giving him a good run for his money.

Ha ha, ok.

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by boblawblog

spanky, do you prefer citronella or OFF, or some other method of keeping bugs at bay?

I think your best option here is going to be setting up a defense perimeter of bug zappers backed by homemade flamethrowers triggered by motion detectors. Just be careful where you step.

Or you could nuke them from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure.

Aside from that, I’d go with the citronella. OFF is effective but I hate the smell.

[Ruston]

Dear Spanky, what is the deal with all the pregnant providers? Some of these ladies are working all the way into the ninth month. Im not sure I would want to be the client in the middle of a session when the water breaks.

[g0lfnutt]

That’s good advice. I have used the Walmart cash back several times but my wife probably watches the joint bank account closer than most. What has worked well for me is credit card cash advances. We unfortunately have always carried some CC debt (not proud of it but it is what it is) so CC payments are the norm. We have alot of different rewards cards and several are the same bank so I just get a cash advance and pay it off before I get charged interest. At the most I pay a $10 cash advance fee and a few dollars for an ATM fee. Not the best solution but it works for me. Little worried about the paper trail though.

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by Ruston

Dear Spanky, what is the deal with all the pregnant providers? Some of these ladies are working all the way into the ninth month. Im not sure I would want to be the client in the middle of a session when the water breaks.

Some guys dig it I guess. I assume providers wouldn’t be doing it if there was no demand. I’m with you being uncomfortable seeing them late in the term, especially, though it’s never come up in my own personal experience.

[Rockydoc]

DATY when the bag breaks could spoil the mood.