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03-05-2013, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Jun 28, 2010
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It can be better than great if the planets align. Horrid if not.
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03-05-2013, 02:11 PM
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Join Date: Sep 20, 2012
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I will confess at odd times wondering what all the fuss was about, but I remain contented with the natural passage that is self lubricating and self cleaning. It suits me. It fits me, and I am very comfortable there.
For those who's taste is so inclined, I do not judge or blame. In fact you may have all the anal intercourse to which I might otherwise be entitled.
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Pure Poetry Mr Chan!! I must admit though, I do have to utilize the Webster's Thesaurus to fully comprehend and respect the true nature of this that you paste upon our walls.. Lol,, I wish I was that smart.. Another question I was going to ask- since my alignment with the stars are never spot on! Food! Have you ever incorporated food with intercourse? Like chocolate covered nipples and what not. If so, which do you recommend as the food group of choice? Not that I want to associate food with anal sex~ that's a turn off already.
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03-05-2013, 02:23 PM
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Strawberries and chocolate yes!!!
Jalapenos a big no!!!
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03-05-2013, 03:01 PM
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But what is life without Jalapenos??
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03-05-2013, 03:28 PM
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On Extended Hiatus!!
Join Date: Sep 24, 2010
Location: Central Arkansas
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But what is life without Jalapenos??
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No Heartburn, No Sweating Bullets While You Eat, and of course No 30 minutes On The Shitter!! 
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03-05-2013, 07:00 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Strawberries and chocolate yes!!!
Jalapenos a big no!!!
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03-05-2013, 08:31 PM
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Back when I was married (already starting to sound like a cautionary tale...) the wifey and I were sharing a few tequila slammers,,, nachos sounded like a good idea so I hustled some up while she picked up some of the broken glass from the less than successful slammers. We were fairly drunk and polished off a plate full of chips, cheese and mexican pickles pretty quick,, to kill the burn of jalapenos nothing kills it like takillya. About half way through the second bottle things began to get a bit amorous,,, well, mescal may kill and numb your brain, apparently jalapeno juice will wake a kitty up no matter how many brain cells you have put to rest. It suddenly changed into a cold and stormy night.
After that I learned to keep a double boiler full of chocolate and some fresh strawberries handy....
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03-05-2013, 08:42 PM
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Location: Arkansas
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Originally Posted by Lazrback
Back when I was married (already starting to sound like a cautionary tale...) the wifey and I were sharing a few tequila slammers,,, nachos sounded like a good idea so I hustled some up while she picked up some of the broken glass from the less than successful slammers. We were fairly drunk and polished off a plate full of chips, cheese and mexican pickles pretty quick,, to kill the burn of jalapenos nothing kills it like takillya. About half way through the second bottle things began to get a bit amorous,,, well, mescal may kill and numb your brain, apparently jalapeno juice will wake a kitty up no matter how many brain cells you have put to rest. It suddenly changed into a cold and stormy night.
After that I learned to keep a double boiler full of chocolate and some fresh strawberries handy....
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Fucking good story .... peppers tend to do that 
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03-05-2013, 10:58 PM
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Anal Sex is not for me . The last encounter was a horrible, resulting with a sore bum the next day. Not to mention fell sick the day. Anal sex is just that . A Huge pain in the Ass. No sexual gratification from the experience. So, it was, just not worth it. To each thier own. What ever tickles your fancy.
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03-06-2013, 01:05 AM
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Strawberries and chocolate yes!!!
Jalapenos a big no!!!
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I love Jalapenos! They don't affect me at all. You guys are big babies. 
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But what is life without Jalapenos??
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Bland and boring. 
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03-06-2013, 06:27 AM
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I love them too,,, all I am saying is there is a time,, and most definitely a place for everything.
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03-06-2013, 06:04 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2, 2010
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I love them too,,, all I am saying is there is a time,, and most definitely a place for everything.
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So....
You're saying there is a proper time to put Jalapenos in the anus? 
Be Careful & Enjoy!
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03-06-2013, 09:46 PM
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So....
You're saying there is a proper time to put Jalapenos in the anus?
Be Careful & Enjoy!
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Lets see,,, we have established that Gingerho doesn't like butt sex,, but she does like jalapenos,,,, there may be a happy medium somewhere...
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03-06-2013, 09:57 PM
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On Extended Hiatus!!
Join Date: Sep 24, 2010
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Lets see,,, we have established that Gingerho doesn't like butt sex,, but she does like jalapenos,,,, there may be a happy medium somewhere...
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Happy Medium Somewhere.... Could it lie with MrHappy 
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03-07-2013, 07:40 PM
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Join Date: Sep 20, 2012
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Wow, Jalapeños and Butt sex... What an interesting combination..... Sounds like a good scene in a Quinton Tarrintino movie.
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