Ambiance

[bojulay]

At least a refrigerator bulb and a little newspaper on the floor of my cage please.

[muffin101]

Originally Posted by bojulay

At least a refrigerator bulb and a little newspaper on the floor of my cage please.

bojulay,

There you go!!

*breaks the bulb on the floor close to bojulay's cage*

Oh, Oh!~ some newspapers you said??

*wipes diarrhea ass and~ toss!*

* Chain-smoked a whole pack of cigs with your hot ass master provider, in a tiny ass room with no windows, where we keep your cage, while counting your donation from the upselling*

Yo your time is almost up tho sweetie......[totally still has 45 minutes left, but client seems to get off and insists on being shorted and treated like shit, REALLY into this S thing I guess]

Time to hurry up and JO onto the floor of your cage and detail clean it back up with your tongue for our next valued customer~

Oh hey, no offense!!

[bojulay]

Originally Posted by muffin101

bojulay,

There you go!!

*breaks the bulb on the floor close to bojulay's cage*

Oh, Oh!~ some newspapers you said??

*wipes diarrhea ass and~ toss!*

* Chain-smoked a whole pack of cigs with your hot ass master provider, in a tiny ass room with no windows, where we keep your cage, while counting your donation from the upselling*

Yo your time is almost up tho sweetie......[totally still has 45 minutes left, but client seems to get off and insists on being shorted and treated like shit, REALLY into this S thing I guess]

Time to hurry up and JO onto the floor of your cage and detail clean it back up with your tongue for our next valued customer~

Oh hey, no offense!!

You forgot the part where there's a Grey's Anatomy marathon
playing on the television the whole time. (The worst part of the whole ordeal)

[Eva Damita]

I like a low light setting, slow love making music, or I'll ask my guest his Pandora station.

[muffin101]

Originally Posted by bojulay

You forgot the part where there's a Grey's Anatomy marathon
playing on the television the whole time. (The worst part of the whole ordeal)

Is that show still on??

Let's start from the pilot and charge you by the hour.

[bigphd]

Originally Posted by muffin101

Is that show still on??

Let's start from the pilot and charge you by the hour.

Unfortunately yes!

This thread is hilarious I love it

[Laura Lynn]

Originally Posted by Papacorn

Music for sure, and you are right Ze, the Jambox is an awesome idea ! Got one for my office but I think your use is much more fun

Laura Lynn should teach a class for a perfect incall environment - neat, clean, lights low, music playing, candles going, offer of a drink. Makes for a great Ambiance for sure....

Daytime tv is a no for me, concentration gets shot !!

Aw thank you.

I try to make it a place where my friends can relax and take a load off. (Hehehe) soft lights, music in the background, a couple of candles just make it a peaceful and stress free environment were they are safe to explore their secret desires.

[muffin101]

Bojulay,

When u call back for a return appointment, and I know you will,

Muffin pimp will be like:

"What season are you on?;

Did McDreamy come clean about his feelings for Meredith yet?"

J/k, I really don't watch that show, but I'm sure I summed it up pretty well, with that one liner.

[bojulay]

Originally Posted by muffin101

Bojulay,

When u call back for a return appointment, and I know you will,

Muffin pimp will be like:

"What season are you on?;

Did McDreamy come clean about his feelings for Meredith yet?"

J/k, I really don't watch that show, but I'm sure I summed it up pretty well, with that one liner.

Pure Evil. You just killed off what little Ambiance was left.

But hey, as long as Bruce Willis doesn't punch me in the mouth again
it's all good.

[muffin101]

Lol couldn't see this attachment on my Note 3.

Got the joke when I got home haha!!

[muffin101]

Originally Posted by ~Ze~

I have a new gadget - my Jambox. It is a bluetooth radio small, like REALLY small, that fills a room with quality sound. Fits in a pocket or purse. Play my own mood music everywhere I go. I think every chick needs to invest in one of these. Ask my fella his favorite type of jams, and pop on a pandora or spotify playlist.

~Ze~,

Can I come see you , see if that Jambox fits in my pocket , and then you go invest in another one of those ?

[~Ze~]

How about you shoo.

[muffin101]