I have a confession to make...

[Guest030824]

Jane when I get down there to take over for those light weights I will see to it you will be the top bitch in my stable. I bring my own chef and she will do the cooking for you and the other ladies. I have an option on a grand palace of a house that you will adore. In house hair and nail salon with body massage every morning. I do require every one of my women to have her left breast pierced.

[guest030715-233]

Here.

[guest030715-233]

Originally Posted by tucson

Jane when I get down there to take over for those light weights I will see to it you will be the top bitch in my stable. I bring my own chef and she will do the cooking for you and the other ladies. I have an option on a grand palace of a house that you will adore. In house hair and nail salon with body massage every morning. I do require every one of my women to have her left breast pierced.

Sorry fellas. He's offering this hoe an upgrade I can't refuse. Is it bottom bitch or top bitch? I digress.

[Guest030824]

Jane I will throw in a 401K offer with this.

[Guest030824]

Jane you will be the top number one bitch. You do under stand about the left breast piercing?

[guest030715-233]

Understood, pimp daddy! Gotta go. "More sucking. Less typing. "

[David.Douchehurst]

Go ahaid an' leave meh. But oncet yer gone Ah ain't a-taken yer sorree butt back! Ah gots mah prin-sa-pulls! Yer gonna lairn a hard lessin 'bout folks thet promise a lot an' cum up short whenst it's time ta make good on thar werds. Yule lairn, ya fair-whethar Jezebel!

[fun2come]

Lies, all Lies

I had Jane Doe under my nuts, errr, wings
Then I was playing "who blinks first loses" with Buckie, and of course I couldn't hold my shit together the moment I saw him.

So Jane here is actually pimped by Buckie, and wants out, as he is cheap shorting her.

There you have it... That's "The rest of the story"

[Guest121115]

Originally Posted by Jane Doe

You guys are slacking. I think I might start taking applications for new pimp(s).

Do I need to apply? You already know how I handle my business.....

[Toyz]