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Old 01-07-2015, 11:20 PM   #16
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Old 01-07-2015, 11:52 PM   #17
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Old 01-08-2015, 01:13 AM   #18
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ToyZ, I know you're out there laying hens like you used to...
I made a deal with United Technologies, Halaburton, and Fiat-Chrysler to make you into the ultimate Beeg Cawk. Once you're back it will be much better. In you're TV show that is sponsored by KFC, a remake of the 6 million dollar man you will will be named Beeg Cawk (after you) but code named Operation Dirty Bird.

In your Prime Time TV series you will be introduced by Oscar Goldman:

Beeg Cawk, ground aeronautical specialist. A foul barely alive. Gentle, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic chicken. Beeg Cawk will be that Bird. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. and just as friggin ugly as we remember, maybe worse. I hope you remember to wear your carbon fiber beak overlay as we got the China manufacturer to provide it and your spur gaurds in an ad trade. Forget vulcanizing this bird has a "Cawk" made from Titanium like Bono's elbow code named the Toyz Mach2 Turbo, a series of magnification lenses to make it look even bigger than it is. BC can't fly but he has been spotted running at 70MPH, swimming at 40MPH and jumping 40' straight up. Able to lift over 1/2 ton, see small objects miles away and even has night vision. No coop is going to contain this fowl.
The new ToyZ Mach 2 Turbo even comes with anti banishing software for use on hooker websites. He is still the same frugal Scottish bird who relentlessly holds on to his money, utilizing OPEC hoogars over GPS or HDH's.
Every thing we loved about the old Beeg Cawk but now he has a "Beeg Cawk" and some balls to go along with it. During the first season Beeg Cawk deals with sharks (Whispers), breading and deep frying Piranhá whores, bigfoot (Mods), killer winds (ya the WK's) and even realigns the moons orbit bringing the universe into harmony. You are not just any ordinary clucker anymore.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you KFC's genetically challenged chicken of the future.

Beeg Cawk, the 6 million dollar chicken. Coming soon to a KFC near you



TOYZ hurry back, it won't be the same without you



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Old 01-08-2015, 02:37 AM   #19
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Geeeez don't worry about Toyz. He will be just fine. Just when you thinck things are at their worst along comes Toyz. Here is a video to show you what I mean:

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Old 01-08-2015, 07:39 AM   #22
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God damn Z, that was fast, I wasn't even done editing!
No Shit, Rule #30 was enacted for a fictitious gathering in honor of Whispers and they closed it?I know it is legally important as ASPD went down on a sponsored event so the ECCIE has to separate itself from it. I had a little fun with the rule and thus edited it in red for consideration. If I have broken a rule please feel free to edit or remove it as you see fit.

#30 - ECCIE does not, in any way sponsor or represent social events, meet and greets, or similar activities, either real or fictitious, On occasion, events may be announced here by our members or their proxy in case they are banished without public acknowledgement of cause hereby creating rumors and a general since of brouhaha, however, ECCIE is not associated with or responsible for such events We are not involved with any related aspects, such as guest selection, safety of honored guests in case they do not swim or are too fat to get out of the cum bucket without assistance, screening, or hosting. Should members of our volunteer staff choose to participate in such an event, it should be understood that their personal involvement is of their own choice and responsibility, and in no way connected to their duties here on staff even though most of the moderators will likely attend even though they are not eligible for prizes since they get all the really good perks anyway.If you are the host of one of these events, we will allow for ONE "announcement" post to inform the membership,(Unless you are Whispers and in that case we will turn our back on the rule and never lock the many treads because it is a non compliance charitable event with no accountability or business structure yet it handles both tangible merchandise with receipts, cash, and cash equivalents. which will be immediately locked prior to editing with essential information to prevent proper attendance and further public discussions regarding the event.

Which of us could have dreamed the day would come when Toyz would be banished, RockerRick would be apologizing in open forum for failure to respect Whispers right to argue his opinion even though not agreeing with his argument. Whispers would have a party thrown in his honor by ToyZ after being banished under secret judgment by the "Mod squad" where everyone in attendance can assist in making one of his top bucket list items (and one of everyone else's list too) become a reality.

As the "Let's Ban Someone Today" organization scrambles to get their tax free 501C organization papers filed and approved, the first beneficiary‎ of their work has graciously offered to host the groups first fund-raiser. This is a once in a lifetime event where everyone benefits. Whispers gets to swim (he doesn't know how) in a pool of cum gathered over the last year at the monthly EFN Gangbang/Bukakke parties. The donors of the $37.50 get three chances to have the honor of knocking him off his self appointed "throne" into the depths of speculatively diseased spunk of his constituents and various attendees. I am sure they all tested recently during an STD evaluation with negative results.
Plus, as a grand prize one lucky winner will be awarded the "world famous Toyz baloney and Velveeta sammich served with Fun2come's famous German mustard a bag of chips and a grape Nehi.
Immediately following the 2AM Drunken Disjointed Rant, an event where whoever figures out what Whispers is drunkenly rambling about (without falling asleep) wins an overstuffed, pot bellied, blue, LGBT approved, plush cartoon bear. ToyZ will open a host bar to celebrate the signature by the medial examiner stating the cause of death to be a coin toss between suicide and natural causes. The proximate cause of death was ruled as "aspiration of spermatozoon causing a pneumonia like asphyxiation resulting in death AKA drowning by esophageal "splooge" dysphagia. (ineffective cumguzzling causing drowning).
The signing will be followed by fireworks, a bonfire, and smores for the kids. The fire will be stoked with the magnesium wheels from Whispers car to cremate the corpse at a temperature of 5,610 °F.
A cremation variance was required as disposing of the cum filled body is now considered an EPA superfund project. The burial/ cremation variance legal services were provided by the shyster, vindictive, want to be, paralegal assistant in the Kingman lynching thread.

It should be the event of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now , that's the spirit Rand! lol
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No Shit, Rule #30 was enacted for a fictitious gathering in honor of Whispers and they closed it?I know it is legally important as ASPD went down on a sponsored event so the ECCIE has to separate itself from it. I had a little fun with the rule and thus edited it in red for consideration. If I have broken a rule please feel free to edit or remove it as you see fit.

#30 - ECCIE does not, in any way sponsor or represent social events, meet and greets, or similar activities, either real or fictitious, On occasion, events may be announced here by our members or their proxy in case they are banished without public acknowledgement of cause hereby creating rumors and a general since of brouhaha, however, ECCIE is not associated with or responsible for such events We are not involved with any related aspects, such as guest selection, safety of honored guests in case they do not swim or are too fat to get out of the cum bucket without assistance, screening, or hosting. Should members of our volunteer staff choose to participate in such an event, it should be understood that their personal involvement is of their own choice and responsibility, and in no way connected to their duties here on staff even though most of the moderators will likely attend even though they are not eligible for prizes since they get all the really good perks anyway.If you are the host of one of these events, we will allow for ONE "announcement" post to inform the membership,(Unless you are Whispers and in that case we will turn our back on the rule and never lock the many treads because it is a non compliance charitable event with no accountability or business structure yet it handles both tangible merchandise with receipts, cash, and cash equivalents. which will be immediately locked prior to editing with essential information to prevent proper attendance and further public discussions regarding the event.

Which of us could have dreamed the day would come when Toyz would be banished, RockerRick would be apologizing in open forum for failure to respect Whispers right to argue his opinion even though not agreeing with his argument. Whispers would have a party thrown in his honor by ToyZ after being banished under secret judgment by the "Mod squad" where everyone in attendance can assist in making one of his top bucket list items (and one of everyone else's list too) become a reality.

As the "Let's Ban Someone Today" organization scrambles to get their tax free 501C organization papers filed and approved, the first beneficiary‎ of their work has graciously offered to host the groups first fund-raiser. This is a once in a lifetime event where everyone benefits. Whispers gets to swim (he doesn't know how) in a pool of cum gathered over the last year at the monthly EFN Gangbang/Bukakke parties. The donors of the $37.50 get three chances to have the honor of knocking him off his self appointed "throne" into the depths of speculatively diseased spunk of his constituents and various attendees. I am sure they all tested recently during an STD evaluation with negative results.
Plus, as a grand prize one lucky winner will be awarded the "world famous Toyz baloney and Velveeta sammich served with Fun2come's famous German mustard a bag of chips and a grape Nehi.
Immediately following the 2AM Drunken Disjointed Rant, an event where whoever figures out what Whispers is drunkenly rambling about (without falling asleep) wins an overstuffed, pot bellied, blue, LGBT approved, plush cartoon bear. ToyZ will open a host bar to celebrate the signature by the medial examiner stating the cause of death to be a coin toss between suicide and natural causes. The proximate cause of death was ruled as "aspiration of spermatozoon causing a pneumonia like asphyxiation resulting in death AKA drowning by esophageal "splooge" dysphagia. (ineffective cumguzzling causing drowning).
The signing will be followed by fireworks, a bonfire, and smores for the kids. The fire will be stoked with the magnesium wheels from Whispers car to cremate the corpse at a temperature of 5,610 °F.
A cremation variance was required as disposing of the cum filled body is now considered an EPA superfund project. The burial/ cremation variance legal services were provided by the shyster, vindictive, want to be, paralegal assistant in the Kingman lynching thread.

It should be the event of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shouldn't this be in Tryst?!
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No Shit, Rule #30 was enacted for a fictitious gathering in honor of Whispers and they closed it?I know it is legally important as ASPD went down on a sponsored event so the ECCIE has to separate itself from it. I had a little fun with the rule and thus edited it in red for consideration. If I have broken a rule please feel free to edit or remove it as you see fit.

#30 - ECCIE does not, in any way sponsor or represent social events, meet and greets, or similar activities, either real or fictitious, On occasion, events may be announced here by our members or their proxy in case they are banished without public acknowledgement of cause hereby creating rumors and a general since of brouhaha, however, ECCIE is not associated with or responsible for such events We are not involved with any related aspects, such as guest selection, safety of honored guests in case they do not swim or are too fat to get out of the cum bucket without assistance, screening, or hosting. Should members of our volunteer staff choose to participate in such an event, it should be understood that their personal involvement is of their own choice and responsibility, and in no way connected to their duties here on staff even though most of the moderators will likely attend even though they are not eligible for prizes since they get all the really good perks anyway.If you are the host of one of these events, we will allow for ONE "announcement" post to inform the membership,(Unless you are Whispers and in that case we will turn our back on the rule and never lock the many treads because it is a non compliance charitable event with no accountability or business structure yet it handles both tangible merchandise with receipts, cash, and cash equivalents. which will be immediately locked prior to editing with essential information to prevent proper attendance and further public discussions regarding the event.

Which of us could have dreamed the day would come when Toyz would be banished, RockerRick would be apologizing in open forum for failure to respect Whispers right to argue his opinion even though not agreeing with his argument. Whispers would have a party thrown in his honor by ToyZ after being banished under secret judgment by the "Mod squad" where everyone in attendance can assist in making one of his top bucket list items (and one of everyone else's list too) become a reality.

As the "Let's Ban Someone Today" organization scrambles to get their tax free 501C organization papers filed and approved, the first beneficiary‎ of their work has graciously offered to host the groups first fund-raiser. This is a once in a lifetime event where everyone benefits. Whispers gets to swim (he doesn't know how) in a pool of cum gathered over the last year at the monthly EFN Gangbang/Bukakke parties. The donors of the $37.50 get three chances to have the honor of knocking him off his self appointed "throne" into the depths of speculatively diseased spunk of his constituents and various attendees. I am sure they all tested recently during an STD evaluation with negative results.
Plus, as a grand prize one lucky winner will be awarded the "world famous Toyz baloney and Velveeta sammich served with Fun2come's famous German mustard a bag of chips and a grape Nehi.
Immediately following the 2AM Drunken Disjointed Rant, an event where whoever figures out what Whispers is drunkenly rambling about (without falling asleep) wins an overstuffed, pot bellied, blue, LGBT approved, plush cartoon bear. ToyZ will open a host bar to celebrate the signature by the medial examiner stating the cause of death to be a coin toss between suicide and natural causes. The proximate cause of death was ruled as "aspiration of spermatozoon causing a pneumonia like asphyxiation resulting in death AKA drowning by esophageal "splooge" dysphagia. (ineffective cumguzzling causing drowning).
The signing will be followed by fireworks, a bonfire, and smores for the kids. The fire will be stoked with the magnesium wheels from Whispers car to cremate the corpse at a temperature of 5,610 °F.
A cremation variance was required as disposing of the cum filled body is now considered an EPA superfund project. The burial/ cremation variance legal services were provided by the shyster, vindictive, want to be, paralegal assistant in the Kingman lynching thread.

It should be the event of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone's paying attention. Over/Under on his Banning?
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Just not you Johnny, I mean Inspector Farquar.
That's the real over/under on banning.
Just a matter of time til they tie it to you?
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on mine? you better take the over!

I am easy but not that easy!

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over/under on that Rand is me
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Just not you Johnny, I mean Inspector Farquar.
That's the real over/under on banning.
Just a matter of time til they tie it to you?
Tie what?

And unlike you, I barely have time for one handle, let alone two.
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Yes. Over it is.
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