worst creampie freakout?

[1234NiceGuy]

Long story, but I'll tell it anyway. So, I'm at a movie and it comes to an end and I stay to watch the credits roll up. The girl next to me starts talking to me about the movie. We chat for a bit while watching the credits roll up. I leave the theater, but not before I decided she was pretty hot, and so asked her for her number and we later set up a date. As I left, she remained in the seat. I didn't think anything of it, and thought she was probably just cautious or wanted the theater to clear.

When I get to her house, her dad opens the door with a big huge smile on his face. We chat for a bit as he tells me she's getting ready. She finally comes out, and I now realize why she never got up as the movie ended. She was in a wheel chair.

Well, no backing out now. So, the dad comes out with us and hands me the keys to his van for wheel chair accessibility. And off on a date we go. So we got some pasta and wine and then headed to the park for a chat. She's actually really really hot for being in a wheel chair. I mean, great body and all.

So we start talking about how she doesn't get enough sex, because people are awkward about the whole in a wheel chair things. But she shows me how she can actually do it and feel it, and said she likes it. I just had to use these strap things to get her in the right position. So, that night we used the trees at the park, and I kind of rigged her up in these straps that fastened nicely around the tree we sat under. They fit perfect and man we had some great sex. Some of the best ever. It was so nice how she kind of just hung there and I could have my way with her. So, anyway, I blew a creampie in her before I took her down from the tree, untying her straps and putting her back in the wheel chair.

On the way home, all she did was complain that she had just met me, and that we should have used birth control and that she didn't have birth control. She told me her father was a Christian zealot, who would shoot any guy she had sex with before marriage. And that if she was pregnant, I'd have to marry her. Holy shit. I had given her my real name. What is she was pregnant? That's what I get for creampieing some stranger in a wheel chair. I'm going to have a child and do all of the work, while she bitches and does nothing in her wheel chair.

Anyway, I decide to take her home and get the hell out of there. So, I take her home and inside in order to give the handicap van keys back to her father. He just can't thank me enough for bringing her home. I mean, she told me he was a religious nut, but he was just overly thankful and too dang nice. He told me at least 5 times. Man, just thank you so much for showing her a good time and taking her home. I can't tell you how much that means to me. Over and over and over. He kept saying it.

As I got in my car, I asked him, sir, why do you keep thanking me so much for bringing your daughter home? It seems a little odd since you already thanked me once and all I did is bring her back home. I thought to myself, it's not like I didn't fuck her.

He looks down and says, well the last guy who took her out on a date left her hanging in a tree.

[Precious_b]

12234NG, that was funny. My second laugh today.

[Precious_b]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Creamer for your coffee?

When i'm up there. I hear the cream floats up to Austin

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Was last summer down in Marble Falls actually. Had rode my bike down to enjoy a rare semi cool day and suddenly had the urge for a cream pie.

So I stopped in at the Bluebonnet Cafe (known for their delicious creampies).

Normally I like chocolate, but I'm really not biased as all cream pies are awesome. So I ordered a coconut cream one. I was so ready to go balls deep in it than when the waitress brought it back I didn't notice that there were none of those crispy little coconut hairy things on top


So I dove in and WHAT A FREAKOUT! FUCKING BANANA CREAM!

Now I like bananas...I even like banana splits. But in cream pies, not so much.

Waitress was fine and took it back and brought me the coconut cream. Lesson learned is that when diving in for some cream pie, check it closely to be sure it's up to standard.

God, they have amazing pies!

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by 1234NiceGuy

Long story, but I'll tell it anyway. So, I'm at a movie and it comes to an end and I stay to watch the credits roll up. The girl next to me starts talking to me about the movie. We chat for a bit while watching the credits roll up. I leave the theater, but not before I decided she was pretty hot, and so asked her for her number and we later set up a date. As I left, she remained in the seat. I didn't think anything of it, and thought she was probably just cautious or wanted the theater to clear.

When I get to her house, her dad opens the door with a big huge smile on his face. We chat for a bit as he tells me she's getting ready. She finally comes out, and I now realize why she never got up as the movie ended. She was in a wheel chair.

Well, no backing out now. So, the dad comes out with us and hands me the keys to his van for wheel chair accessibility. And off on a date we go. So we got some pasta and wine and then headed to the park for a chat. She's actually really really hot for being in a wheel chair. I mean, great body and all.

So we start talking about how she doesn't get enough sex, because people are awkward about the whole in a wheel chair things. But she shows me how she can actually do it and feel it, and said she likes it. I just had to use these strap things to get her in the right position. So, that night we used the trees at the park, and I kind of rigged her up in these straps that fastened nicely around the tree we sat under. They fit perfect and man we had some great sex. Some of the best ever. It was so nice how she kind of just hung there and I could have my way with her. So, anyway, I blew a creampie in her before I took her down from the tree, untying her straps and putting her back in the wheel chair.

On the way home, all she did was complain that she had just met me, and that we should have used birth control and that she didn't have birth control. She told me her father was a Christian zealot, who would shoot any guy she had sex with before marriage. And that if she was pregnant, I'd have to marry her. Holy shit. I had given her my real name. What is she was pregnant? That's what I get for creampieing some stranger in a wheel chair. I'm going to have a child and do all of the work, while she bitches and does nothing in her wheel chair.

Anyway, I decide to take her home and get the hell out of there. So, I take her home and inside in order to give the handicap van keys back to her father. He just can't thank me enough for bringing her home. I mean, she told me he was a religious nut, but he was just overly thankful and too dang nice. He told me at least 5 times. Man, just thank you so much for showing her a good time and taking her home. I can't tell you how much that means to me. Over and over and over. He kept saying it.

As I got in my car, I asked him, sir, why do you keep thanking me so much for bringing your daughter home? It seems a little odd since you already thanked me once and all I did is bring her back home. I thought to myself, it's not like I didn't fuck her.

He looks down and says, well the last guy who took her out on a date left her hanging in a tree.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

God, they have amazing pies!

YES!!! I know many in this thread think I was making up the Bluebonnet Café and their cream pies...but DAMN they have the best pies...

ON Sundays sometimes I'll take a drive down that way mostly just to drive though the country, but Bluebonnet is where I'll stop for Bfast or Lunch and have a piece-o-pie while there.

[keithth]

Originally Posted by Precious_b

Doesn't the OP (or previous handles there of) ever contribute anything worthwhile to the Boards?

Absolutely! Besides the revelations and valuable insights in the present thread, the Sperminator is an intellectual tour 'd force on our sister forum 'Other reviews/Discussions'.

He is the creator of such gems as "30 for a creampie is a decent deal". He is a prolific reviewer of local talent and the author of the celebrated title: "overpaid for a terrible blowjob" in which he proves to be an astute judge of the female form with "Ass looked nice in yoga pants", valiantly holds the OPEC priceline against such serial inflators as brandy, demanding 40 to swallow, and provides us with links to our future: "As I dropped her off I noticed a hot young redhead "using" the payphone at the convenience store. Will creampie her later."

The world eagerly awaits his second review.

[chelseabean]

Originally Posted by Toyz

YES!!! I know many in this thread think I was making up the Bluebonnet Café and their cream pies...but DAMN they have the best pies...

ON Sundays sometimes I'll take a drive down that way mostly just to drive though the country, but Bluebonnet is where I'll stop for Bfast or Lunch and have a piece-o-pie while there.

Mmmmm. Bluebonnet cafe . I love marble falls for some reason. Although I am always perplexed that the only people I ever see are highschool students and retired people. It's like a couple of generations just disappeared. Feel like it might be a whole children/geriatrics of the corn situation. Maybe sacrificed for the pie. I don't know.

[rapcat]

Come on ladies. I wanna hear about how a client took the rubber off, came inside you and how you freaked out. Then I will gleefully giggle as I read your stories.

[Precious_b]

They're probably waiting on you to spill the beans when it was done to you.

[redbeard42]

[keithth]

Originally Posted by Precious_b

They're probably waiting on you to spill the beans when it was done to you.

Yes, Sperminator. We all want to know. Did you freak out? What went through your mind? STD? Pregnant?

[Scarlet O'Shea]

So I had this subbie guy a couple years back that I was dating (before I escorted.) One day, I had him fully restrained to the bed and I was riding him bareback. The silly boy knew he wasn't supposed to finish, but he couldn't control himself. So after he wrongly filled my kitty with his cum, I climbed off and sat on his face. I made him suck out every drop that he had implanted in me, and after that, he wasn't allowed to finish at all for a very long time.

[JennsLolli]

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlet

So I had this subbie guy a couple years back that I was dating (before I escorted.) One day, I had him fully restrained to the bed and I was riding him bareback. The silly boy knew he wasn't supposed to finish, but he couldn't control himself. So after he wrongly filled my kitty with his cum, I climbed off and sat on his face. I made him suck out every drop that he had implanted in me, and after that, he wasn't allowed to finish at all for a very long time.

Creampie freak out? More like creampie let your freak out!

[keithth]

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlet

So I had this subbie guy a couple years back that I was dating (before I escorted.) One day, I had him fully restrained to the bed and I was riding him bareback. The silly boy knew he wasn't supposed to finish, but he couldn't control himself. So after he wrongly filled my kitty with his cum, I climbed off and sat on his face. I made him suck out every drop that he had implanted in me, and after that, he wasn't allowed to finish at all for a very long time.

I think Miss Scarlet needs to get The Sperminator to her dungeon and sit on his face. Only problem is that his idea of OPEC is $30 for bbfs behind the nearest 7 11.

I don't think he would pass her screening.