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12-01-2010, 11:34 AM
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We also told her that she couldn't just pick up two random white lawn rocks and proclaim that they had diamonds inside them... Or that she could not keep making song requests as if the band was a human jukebox... Or that the 3 eggs she had in her fridge were not enough to feed us all breakfast.
We also tried to tell Britney not to lie to Sixxbach and tell him that Magnolia had a buffet. Clearly, he knew this was false because he did not show up.
Can I also say that Kelli eats with the grace if 397 barbarians. I swear, the girl ate a hole out of the middle of her sandwich and managed to get ketchup on the ceiling of the restaurant. But it's okay- she has an EXCELLENT dry cleaner!
I just remembered something very naughty that Kelli promised to raffle off for the Toy Drive, so I'm going to share my secret with Whispers now.
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12-01-2010, 11:41 AM
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Meow! Thats all I got!
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12-01-2010, 11:50 AM
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"I am so insatiably horny right now. But in my current state, even I wouldn't [diddle] me."
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12-01-2010, 12:33 PM
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Damn.
That's all.
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12-01-2010, 01:48 PM
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"I am so insatiably horny right now. But in my current state, even I wouldn't [diddle] me."
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Big Dummy says, "Put Me in Coach!".
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12-01-2010, 02:39 PM
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"I am so insatiably horny right now. But in my current state, even I wouldn't [diddle] me."
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That text, plus the first one I received this morning ("You bitches poisoned me!") definitely make my top 10 personal "Texts from Last Night" list.
At least I offered food, Advil and head pets to ease the pain, K.
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12-01-2010, 03:20 PM
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"I am so insatiably horny right now. But in my current state, even I wouldn't [diddle] me."
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You underestimate us!
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12-01-2010, 05:44 PM
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"I am so insatiably horny right now. But in my current state, even I wouldn't [diddle] me."
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Leave it to a man who knows how to ride rough stock!
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Big Dummy says, "Put Me in Coach!".
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OMG Kelli, If you only knew what a statement like that does to men like me (maybe you do and the challenge has been issued?
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12-01-2010, 06:33 PM
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Natalie is such a good friend she brought me water first thing this morning when I thought I was going to die! She walked my dog, and gave me a bath. I guess she felt guilty for smothering me with a pillow in a doubles session this morning! Woo hoo what a night!
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12-01-2010, 07:03 PM
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That text, plus the first one I received this morning ("You bitches poisoned me!") definitely make my top 10 personal "Texts from Last Night" list.
At least I offered food, Advil and head pets to ease the pain, K.
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Head pets? What are those? Where can I get one? 
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12-01-2010, 07:30 PM
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Head pets are sweet, soft massaging strokes and gentle playing with your hair when your head hurts. They go best with cuddles. And Godiva pumpkin truffles. You can request them all at the same time. You know my number.
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12-01-2010, 07:55 PM
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That text, plus the first one I received this morning ("You bitches poisoned me!") definitely make my top 10 personal "Texts from Last Night" list.
At least I offered food, Advil and head pets to ease the pain, K.
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top 10 lists are all the rage now...lets hear it!
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12-01-2010, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
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Drinks of West 6th, live music near Congress, and an early morning breakfast at Magnolia made for a fantastic Tuesday evening.
Natalie: (Piles pieces of artisan cheese, candied pecans, prosciutto and honey in a little stack and shoves them in her mouth.) "Mmmmm. Mouthgasm!"
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Howdy, Folks!
Okay...I have a question.
When did Magnolia Cafe start serving artisanal cheeses with candied pecans, prosciutto and honey?
I ain't seen that on their menu...
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12-01-2010, 08:52 PM
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Pony, those tasty little morsels are offered at The Belmont. Mmmmm....
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12-05-2010, 02:44 PM
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Hope I haven't bored you!
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Youe girls need to bring this attitude to the party.
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