Fantasy Football

[David.Douchehurst]

Ah gotta a mind ta join an' skool all y'all tenderfoots on how it's dun.

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Ah gotta a mind ta join an' skool all y'all tenderfoots on how it's dun.

Good, I am always open to learning a little more about FF.

[pussycat]

Originally Posted by Little Monster

You mean throw out immature insults like you do??? You can dish it out but can't take it huh?? LOL. Which do you prefer to be the pot or kettle. I think it's obvious who the school yard punk bitch is. Anything I say on here I will be happy say in person, I seriously doubt you could say the same, but keep on trying to act like some kind of hard ass, fucken keyboard tough guy.
your handle does suit you well PUSSY

The difference is that I give reasons for why FF enthusiasts are dumbasses, which they clearly are.

But you can't give a single reason for the epithets you've hurled at myself. You just don't like it that I've got you pegged as a loser, and provide the reasons why.

[pussycat]

Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Ah gotta a mind ta join an' skool all y'all tenderfoots on how it's dun.

You look to be the perfect candidate, and for many things. Ever thought of public office?
Where do I send my contributions? And do you know Don Trump?

[Little Monster]

Originally Posted by pussycat

The difference is that I give reasons for why FF enthusiasts are dumbasses, which they clearly are.

Really??? Please do state what your "reasons" for your immature insults & putdowns were again. Cause all I saw were your OPINIONS which are not the same. LOL Nice try though little one.


But you can't give a single reason for the epithets you've hurled at myself. You just don't like it that I've got you pegged as a loser, and provide the reasons why.

Actually I did give you a reason, but if you want I will be happy to repeat it, you are nothing more than an immature key board hard ass, pure and simple. I thought for a split second you might actually be a challenge but you're not. You're nothing more than another sparring partner. I'm gonna go ahead and take a wild guess and say that you're a Libertarian?? Just a guess if I'm wrong, well you dang sure do argue like one, make shit up and just throw out immature put downs & insults. But keep trying little one, you're easy.

[Iron Butterfly]

Originally Posted by Ceri Chanel

Have you gentlemen already started your leagues? I would love to join. Instead of paying..ill just...

I will play with you

IB

[Iron Butterfly]

Little monster, you know what I tell pussies like that, there are a few gyms in town that do challenge submission MMA matches, I tell them lets go and see who taps out first.

Usually some dumb ass excuse fallows.

IB

[pussycat]

Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly

Little monster, you know what I tell pussies like that, there are a few gyms in town that do challenge submission MMA matches, I tell them lets go and see who taps out first.

Usually some dumb ass excuse fallows.

IB

Can you imagine James Bond playing Fantasy Football LOL? I guess in the next remake of Casino Royale instead of a world champion poker tournament James Bond will be going to a FF confab!

Could you see other manly figures playing FF? Can you imagine John Wayne doing it?
Do you see Wyatt Earp playing FF instead of at the Farrow Table in Dodge City?

What kind of "men" do you see playing FF? What kind of men have you seen doing it in the past? Little boys. The kind of little men who give all of us a bad name because when women see guys like that they think all men are little boys.

[Little Monster]

Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly

Little monster, you know what I tell pussies like that, there are a few gyms in town that do challenge submission MMA matches, I tell them lets go and see who taps out first.

Usually some dumb ass excuse fallows.

IB

Funny you should mention. I've had a membership to this gym for the past two years
http://southaustingym.com/
I only go there to work out, but I'm sure Mr. Palmer would let us use either his boxing ring or octagon, there is one of each in there. I personally prefer boxing, I would mush rather stand up and slug it out, rather than roll around on the ground with another man. But I doubt Mr. Pussy would be up for it, if he get's in the ring then he can't pull out a gun and claim some pussy ass "standing my ground" defense. Nope

[Iron Butterfly]

The thing about the grudge submission matches is ther is no striking, it's pure skill. It only takes a few seconds to get a good choke hold or arm bar in, not much rolling around with the pussies.

IB

[Little Monster]

Originally Posted by pussycat

Can you imagine James Bond playing Fantasy Football LOL? I guess in the next remake of Casino Royale instead of a world champion poker tournament James Bond will be going to a FF confab!

Could you see other manly figures playing FF? Can you imagine John Wayne doing it?
Do you see Wyatt Earp playing FF instead of at the Farrow Table in Dodge City?

What kind of "men" do you see playing FF? What kind of men have you seen doing it in the past? Little boys. The kind of little men who give all of us a bad name because when women see guys like that they think all men are little boys.

Omg, seriously!! Is this a serious response or are you just clowning around? Surely you can't be this immature and stupid???? James Bond, John Wayne, Wyatt Earp seriously???

And you do realize that 40% of people who watch football are women right? You do realize that somewhere between 20-25% of fantasy football players are women, you did know that right??
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.1925032

But please do continue. you're fucking funny!!!

[pussycat]

"Daddy who is that group of men over there all wearing sandals and crumpled cotton shorts and Hawaiian shirts? They're all so fat and old. Are they part of a diabetes drug trial?"

"No little sister that's a fantasy football league."

"Oh gross!"

[Little Monster]

Originally Posted by pussycat

"Daddy who is that group of men over there all wearing sandals and crumpled cotton shorts and Hawaiian shirts? They're all so fat and old. Are they part of a diabetes drug trial?"

"No little sister that's a fantasy football league."

"Oh gross!"

Ok that one was pretty dumb, c'mon Pussy you can do better. I liked your John Wayne reply much better. That one actually did make me laugh.




And just to avoid derailing the thread any more than it has. We still need two more players if anyone's interested

[Iron Butterfly]

I think pussy is all in!

IB

[pussycat]

I could see Brad Pitt playing FF. Brad Pitt is a pussy.