HEY....Driving Fast on the Ice Does Not Make Your Dick Bigger!!

[planojim]

That's an easy assumption Tara! I bet you could satisfy it in a much more pleasurable maner then he could also.

Originally Posted by Tara Evans

I bet I can make your dick bigger

[Tara Evans]

I bet I could

[5150]

One sure way of making my dick bigger is Tara I really do need to see you sometime.

Had to drive back from San Antonio Tuesday and was flat out amazed how many idiots thought they could drive 55 on ice. The best one was the guy driving a Prius with Florida plates passing everyone on the left, right or down the middle while his back end was sliding all over the place.

[TheWanderer]

Nobody can drive on ice unless they have steel spiked tires. I always hear this statement that nobody down south knows how to drive in it.
Well, I used to travel to Boston and New Jersey in the wintertime.
Everytime there was a big storm, guess what? Wrecks all over the place.
( I guess they blamed those on drivers from down south, but the funny thing was there were Massachussetts tags on the vehicles I saw wrecked).
You can drive in snow if you simply go slower.
But driving in snow with a layer of hidden ice underneath it is about as bad as it gets.
If doing daredevil things made your dick bigger, mine would be 1 foot long from all the crazy stunts I pulled in my teenage years.

[wildrev4u]

OK...why do guys think that acting like an ass makes their dick look bigger. I thought I had heard/seen everything until I went to dinner last night. Some asshole was sitting at the table across the restaurant bragging to his SO and buddy how he fired his assistant because she couldn't find daycare for her kid that was out of school because of the weather for 3 days. What a douche bag. His Mercedes was proudly parked out front in 2 places. What a JACKASS!!! Ruined my dinner.

[Makenzee_Ryder]

I can help drive you 100 miles an hour and thats not on the road....

[Iaintliein]

HEY....Driving Fast on the Ice Does Not Make Your Dick Bigger!!

True, but it does make you a bigger dick.

[monkish]

The guys from the north generally DO know how to drive in this. They are the ones driving slow. You got it backwards rev.

[Chainsaw Anthropologist]

Originally Posted by wildrev4u

OK...why do guys think that acting like an ass makes their dick look bigger. I thought I had heard/seen everything until I went to dinner last night. Some asshole was sitting at the table across the restaurant bragging to his SO and buddy how he fired his assistant because she couldn't find daycare for her kid that was out of school because of the weather for 3 days. What a douche bag. His Mercedes was proudly parked out front in 2 places. What a JACKASS!!! Ruined my dinner.

Don't know, but it seems to be more prevalent around here than in the rest of the U.S.

[pyramider]

I just love the way the roads around my neck of N TX finally got sanded, TODAY!!!!! Only about four days late and with a thaw.

[Jaquamo]

Okay it may or may not make your dick bigger, but won't it shrink when you have to use a crowbar to get the seat out of your ass?