http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_643303.html
“Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake  erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the  girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things  like, ‘fuck her daddy, fuckk her daddaddy!’ There’s a lot of cheerleader  going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his [uncondomed] penis. She’s  the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all  night. She’s around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She’s been  there for three years now... When it first gets started his main  girlfriend gives him [oral sex], then she has sex with him. She’s the  first to go because that’s the safest for her. No protection and no  testing. He doesn’t care.” 
Sounds kind of pathetic for a guy who's in his 80s, but he still gets more pussy in a week than I do in a year, so who am I to criticize?