101 things NOT to say during S*X!

[BabyDallass]

135. Please get off of me you dont know what your doing up there, and it`s starting to hurt.

136. Dont pull my hair, it`s a wig.

137. Would you like to see my third nipple? Or for guys ball...

138. Can you hand me that paper bag so I can put it over your head?

139. I havn`t washed these sheets since the last time I had sex and it wasn`t with you.

[islhmta]

I'm almost 18.

My brother never makes me turn off the lights

[PAPA JOE]

142. I can post the video on YouTube, right !

143. You're gettin' a dirty sanchez when I finish !!!

144. Do farts have lumps?

145. The first time I had sex, her mother watched, it really annoyed me... all that mooing !

[BabyDallass]

146. Can I cum in your eyes?

147. Did you just squirt or pee on me?

148. Can you turn around the back looks better than the front?

149. I started my period

[shorty]

150. Do you feel that burning sensatation!

151. Oh by the way, I've got the claps!

152. Smile your on video being streamed live!

153. Guy Asking Lady, You have a third leg!

[BabyDallass]

154. Stop! Im itching down there!

155. While your cummin inside her she screams she is allergic to seman.

156. Where did the condom go?

[PAPA JOE]

157. are you lactating, or did a pimple just pop?

[BabyDallass]

158. Try not doing it to hard when your back there it makes my ass jiggle

159. Hold on keep doing what your doing just let me take this call..." hey baby im on my way home right now give me 5."

160. What does your tat say?

161. Thats it?

162. hold up brb got to pee

163. I cant feel anything

164. Its as dry as the El Azizia desert down there

165. STOP!

[shorty]

166. You can BareBack if you want to.

167. Oh Shit! My Husband Home And He Doesn't Know!

168. I think I'm hitting your sponge.

169. Did someone Shit in your mouth?

170. My GF fucks better than you.

[BabyDallass]

171. Babe, let`s stay in this position so I can watch the game.

172. Can you leave your shirt on?

173. Please hurry!

[Sweet N Little]

174. I think thats my husbands car pulling up"
175. "I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC"
176. "Your sister likes it when I do this"

[BabyDallass]

177. Im allergic to latex

178. Can we stop right here, so I can have a few drinks first?

179. You looked nothing like your pictures.

180. Can you atleast " ACT " like you know what your doing?

181. You broke my back!

[BabyDallass]

[quote=Sweet N Little;1410405]
175. "I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC"

Good one! My fav! LMAO!

[PAPA JOE]

182. make yourself comfortable, i have to poop ! .... ( it really happened )

183. i lost my watch in there.

184. go ahead, i'll just finish my sandwich while you do.

[TechOne]

185. Theere's Jimmy Hoffa!