What’s it like living with a big dick?

[Billogoods]

According to several studies, the average erect penis is 5.6 in long and 4.8 in around. I'm a lot closer to average than 10 in long, but have been rejected multiple times for anything more than a handie. And, I gotta tell you, I hate that.

Granted, all of my rejections came from small women. But, getting cock-blocked for any reason ruins a feller's evening, especially when he's invested tume & money in a better outcome. The worst is to spend an entire evening, wooing a potential partner, getting both of you all worked up, for a bad case of blue balls.

So, I'm betting that 10 inch guy hates his "blessing".

[Guest113018-1]

Ok, so what’s worse? Her giggling when she first sees you your Vienna Sausage, but you still get sucked and fucked. Or, seeing her eyes widen when she sees your anaconda but once she gets you hard she says no way, your too big, all I can do is a hand job.

[LustyBustyGina38FF]

I had a monster cock once like coke can and about 10in
when his pants came off I was oh lord now what lol
so I was game & just had to try it out .

well he had to know I was like hummmmmmm hows is this going to fit in me ..we went very slow he let me do all then work of getting it in , used a Female Condom, and there was no room for it to be lose flit like a glove,

About after 25min got it only half way in , and then was no room for riding it at all , fucking was out of the question
lot of lube and still was to much for me ,, and I like any size but it was to much

he was easy going , just laid there like a dad fish !

8in or 9in 10in if not thick, don't pound away go easy

[DapperDan1]

I wouldn't know.

[ck1942]

A hobby pal in another era once told me he often lost consciousness when fully erect due to the blood flow heading south.

His solution was to lie on his back, with his noggin over the side of the bed to maximize the blood flow thereto so he could stay conscious and enjoy the ride.

At an event in H-town some years back, several companions there told me directly he was telling the truth!

Might have been photos out there, but who knows?

[Barrymccockinner]

Originally Posted by golforfish

Ok, so what’s worse? Her giggling when she first sees you your Vienna Sausage, but you still get sucked and fucked. Or, seeing her eyes widen when she sees your anaconda but once she gets you hard she says no way, your too big, all I can do is a hand job.

I’m going to go with the Vienna sausage is worse. Put it to you this way. If I had a 10 inch dick someone is going to want to fuck me strictly because I have a 10 inch dick. No one goes out looking for Vienna sausages.

[Rodrigos]

I don't know if there is that much of a difference, but it is a curiosity for some women. I knew my dick was bigger than the average guy when showering with the home boys in the gym. It is what it is, you'll never know. Don't be fooled by the porn bull shit.

[TexTushHog]

This thread brought these old jokes to mind:

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.

My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.

My dick is so big, it has investors.

My dick is so big, it has an opening act.

[rexdutchman]

I guess my 7 inches and 2 inch round isn't big enough,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,

[Crock]

Originally Posted by Rodrigos

I don't know if there is that much of a difference, but it is a curiosity for some women. I knew my dick was bigger than the average guy when showering with the home boys in the gym. It is what it is, you'll never know. Don't be fooled by the porn bull shit.

Unless you were doing some freaky shit in the showers, you have no idea how big their erect dicks were.

Keep the rhyme in mind, there really are "growers and showers." There are those that have dicks that get much bigger when erect, and those that only increase a bit and get hard when erect.

[Naughty_Piper]

I've been with all sizes, and big ones certainly take more time to figure out how to handle. I've certainly tapped out on a guy or two, but what's funny is the length never really bothered me as much, so long as they had some girth to go with it. Sorry, but if you've got spaghetti dick, that just hurts and there's nothing you can do to make that feel any better!

[FlowerDoll]

Originally Posted by Naughty_Piper

spaghetti dick

LOL -- Well I hope we can make the best of my limp noodle together!

[SchnellerFahrer]

Originally Posted by Barrymccockinner

I’m going to go with the Vienna sausage is worse. Put it to you this way. If I had a 10 inch dick someone is going to want to fuck me strictly because I have a 10 inch dick. No one goes out looking for Vienna sausages.

I'm going with this answer as well. I'm a pretty average size guy, but I'm a "grower" not a "shower", so when done....it'll shrink up like a stupid turtle. (ref to the Seinfeld episode)


Anyhow - I tried an AMP for the first time earlier this year, and once finished, she called me "Baby Dick", with a giggle.

Well, this hurt, and I apologized to her, sorry if she didn't have any fun. She kind of laughed it off, but I will never, ever forget that experience. so yes- Vienna Sausage is worse.

[Guest121018]

If you're too big, you're most likely to have ED problems earlier and more often. So depending on how big you're talking, I'm sure some huge dick bastards wish they had a smaller cock that got rock hard.

I wouldn't trade my 7 - 7.5 hard cock for a bigger less firm one. Lol.

[lipsandhipster]

I made an obscene phone call to one of our fine providers the other night. I told her" Hey babe, if you can guess what I have in my right hand you can have it, to which she promptly replied, Hey buddy, if you can hold it in one hand I don't want it?" Instant limp rag.