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Originally Posted by winn dixie
I got into chaturbate for a while cpl years back. Its not as good as it used to be.
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that's interesting. since i have nothing to compare it to, it seems pretty alright to me. what happened, did they jack up the token rates or did the hot gals move to a different cam site, or what?
so tonite on CB i got banned at my request by a Canadian ebony gal who goes by the handle dreadfuldamsel. (or maybe it's dreadful_damsel.) i tipped 100 tokens (about $11.00 U.S.) one night for a "light anal" show which was fun for her and me, i think, despite the fact that she was entired flummoxed by the term "starfish." i had to ask her to place the domi tightly against her anus, which fortunately she understood..
the second nite i gave this gal a compliment, and she came back with a snippy ass retort. so the next night, i asked her to ban me so i'd never have to feel guilty about not tipping her. (i call it the "captain save-a-ho" syndrome when you feel bad when a hot chick is putting on a balls to the wall show but no one is tipping her, so you jump in to "save the day" and "save the ho" in the process..) she obliged by banning me, so now i can watch her cam shows for free in incognito mode, and since i literally cannot tip her-my px handle for tipping requires me to be logged in-i can watch her sorta pretty fun shows for free with 0 guilt. (yes i know it's strange, but hey you didn't grow up as a John Birch and Phylis Schafly Catholic did you..)
and then we have eccie..
anytime i start a new thread on here, immediately a predictable pack of trolls jumps in to hijack the thread and make it about me-i've said many times i'm such an uninteresting subject that the thread becomes overtly and utterly soporific and super dangerous to listen to by audiobook while driving-but mods kinda throw up their hands and say, "What can we do? We're only mods with the power to point and ban; there is no rule against trolling." so then i say fuck it and start a brutal reverse troll, which all of a sudden becomes a pointable offense. ok point taken; all eccie-ites are created equal, but some eccie-ites are more equal than others. got it..
all good. i've always said i'm here to be entertained, and dealing with a bunch of "i have no life so i'm going to make sure you cannot enjoy your life either" losers is not my idea of entertainment. ijs.
i don't really care one way or the other, but i'm still kind of baffled about how a mostly fun site with some entertaining inglorious basterds like Chicago Boy, who got me good with his gnarly pranks on more than 1 occasion, could become a graveyard of trolls and haters. 2nd law of thermodynamics to blame you think? the 2nd law is the story of my life. in fact, i am proof of the 2nd law..
so tonite i offered "indian_beauty" a 2000 token (about 160 U.S.) public anal cherry pop session, (which would have been tied with the highest token show i've done, a booty cherry-pop session with spoiled_black_baby from kenya, or maybe Uganda, who was fine as fuck and got multiple anal orgasms on her first foray into the shitty cosmos..) i doubted that she even lived in India and told her i thought she was in Greece or Colombia. nope, baku. baku? where the fuck is baku? azerbiajan, it turns out. you know, up the street from Borat. figures. Borat is everywhere. as Chaturbate turns..
p.s. i got to see indian_beauty's boobs-pretty nice-and pussy (i dont get all worked up over a slit, some lips, and a hole, sorry, but her pussy was no less pretty than a typical pretty (adv.) pretty (adj.) pussy)-but no virgin starfish or wet post-session newly fucked gaping wide indian-goddess asshole was to be had. oh well, can't win 'em all..
but i did get to do a show with a hot-assed chick-i can't remember her name but she is a light-skinned goddess-for 500 tokens. i remotely fucked her ass with a gigantic clit vibrator called a domi (kind of like a Hitachi wand but half the size and twice the power ha ha..) it looked amazing deeply lodged deep up in her tight butt..
