Providers Think Men Are Pigs

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Nobody selling anything on this thread but you EJL ! And maybe that frog .

New from Rick-Toyz industries its "Phuck-A-Phrog". For those lonely nights when you've got $99.99 & can't find another penny in the cushion.

Tired of whackin into your mattress? Is that fresh rib eye a bit worn down?

Worry not! For the low price of $19.99 + shipping, you can have your own harum of Rick-Toyz Fresh Female Phrog Phucks! Shipped to you in plain brown paper so soft you'll want to rib-bit off!

*No more mattress burn!
*No more calluses!
*No more "MOM Dad came into the steaks again"!

Your Phrog Phucks come with one box of wet wipes to keep your Phroggy hopping! Just a quick swish & swipe and your Phrog is ready for action...

"Offer not valid in sheep dominated states like Oklahoma & Kansas. Subject to excessive usage fees per Texas statutes..."

Not convinced???

We'll throw in...at no charge...one two ounce jar of Kermits patented "Get that Pig Wet" lubricunt. Just stick one greased finger up your little Phroggies arse & its ready for you looking at your saved KLOVVE pictures or two episodes of "Saved by the Bell".

[rockerrick]

Well Toyz I guess it's a ThreAD now . And how did you know about all the Klovve pics I have saved ?

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Nobody selling anything on this thread but you EJL ! And maybe that frog .

I know!
It was still funny.

Are you the official wet blanket of the hobby?

Thanks for heightening the "hooker board" morale with your awesome presence.

I know that video is viral and all, but it's disgusting.
I think it's even against the board rules.
Along with your title it's just ridiculous.
So I tried my best to make a joke about it.
Sue me!

[rockerrick]

Was that the waaahbulamce I hear coming ? And what rule would that be breaking ? And don't for a second think we don't read PP room stuff on that other site . We're just not dumb enough to post the links and break the rules !

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Was that the waaahbulamce I hear coming ? And what rule would that be breaking ?

Good one.

BUT didn't we get that m part cleared up? upside down. kiss it. J/K (that was just for shock value. i really don't have anything against you. just amused at how you are so bothered by me.)

Ok, I said what I have to say. Carry on with the madness!

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

And don't for a second think we don't read PP room stuff on that other site . We're just not dumb enough to post the links and break the rules !

Here you go with the extra.
Just get back to your crazy youtube clip video talk, before you get banned tonight.

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

I'm going to leave you alone rockerrick. LOL!

You just get so worked up. Calm down. It's just a fantasy hooker board. Geez!

[rockerrick]

Love You EJL you're just feisty enough to have fun with !

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Love You EJL you're just feisty enough to have fun with !

Rrrreeewww!

Good night folks.

[ss4699]

It is well known that pigs have 30 minute orgasms. These orgasms literally blow their brains and or guts out. That is why male pigs and female pigs must be separated, lest a massive pig exploding fest occurs. That is also why their tails are curled, their long orgasms made it that way.
When a pig is having sex the only sound that can be heard is: Ooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiink

So EJL would you kiss the prince and set him free? We all want to know~

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

rockerrick, please tell us that isn't the, your monkey, you speak of in your signature line. If so, ya'll should have hid that.

ok, ok, I'm done I promise, I couldn't help myself. I'll even ban myself from co-ed for a week.....it was worth it though....ok goodnight for real. sorry!

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

rockerrick, please tell us that isn't the, your monkey, you speak of in your signature line. If so, ya'll should have hid that.

ok, ok, I'm done I promise, I couldn't help myself. I'll even ban myself from co-ed for a week.....it was worth it though....ok goodnight for real. sorry!

Nope sig line is Beatles . Chimpanzee's are apes !
And like the Terminator , You'll be back .

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Nope sig line is Beatles . Chimpanzee's are apes !
And like the Terminator , You'll be back .

Yeah! You call me the terminator now? I'll take it! Totally honored. I'll be "Da Guh-va-na'" soon enough; watch.

Naw, I have to give this one to you buddy. You won on a technicality. Chimps are indeed apes.

But I gave you a run for your money..... and I'll do it again, you dirty old man. Juuuuust kidiiiiiing!

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

But I gave you a run for your money..... and I'll do it again, you dirty old man. Juuuuust kidiiiiiing!

I'm sure you will ! Hahahaha !

[Guest091712-2]

Now, how is a gal supposed to be coasting under the radar when there are (alleged) nudies of her floating around the interwebs!? Tsk, tsk, tsk