Question for the ladies

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by ElamEno

...no honey it is for my fishing trip!

And what are you using for bait??

[Alvin]

Wow! I think we might have a new reality TV show on our hands. Pawn Stars better look out! lol.

[Guest121212]

Some of the most common:

1) Photos / I'm a professional photographer

2) Website / I'm a professional Website developer

3) Pimp / I know a lot of guys in the business, I can send a lot of traffic your way

4) Gift Cards / I got a gift card from work - as a present - etc., I promise it has all the money on it

5) Phones / C'mon, all you girls need a new phone every month don't you? (No, we don't)

6) Tech products / I have this laptop they won't miss at the office

7) Counterfeit currency / I'll give you a bunch of bills, just think if you can pass a few dozen you'll come out way ahead. This is WAY more common than you might want to believe depending on the city you work or tour

8) Reviews / Do I need to even give an example?

9) SHOES / Already discussed, but multiple gentlemen have a foot fetish and and some of them actually do offer to let you keep the shoes, the good ones are worth considering, they can be worth a lot of money

10) Liquor or cigarettes / I have a bottle of _______ (usually an old wine) - or - I have a whole case of _______ cigarettes, if you move them at 20 bucks each you'll make so much more than if I paid you

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That doesn't even begin to touch on the weird ones. I guess that would be my top ten, coming very close to inclusion in the top ten - Clothing, Casino credit or points, Hotel rooms or points (especially Priority Club [which I have actually accepted]), dinner (yes, a single meal - and usually at the Olive Garden for some reason), credit card airline points, use of rental property (apartments, studios, etc.), car/truck lease (common with corporate clients that want a standing appointment), furniture, televisions.

Dennis of Plaza Escorts had a HUGE case of tampons that he accepted from a client as payment when the client tried to stiff a lady - he had them in the vending machine at the office and made his money back 50 cents at a time.

Kisses,

- Jackie

[KCQuestor]

Originally Posted by Jackie Devlin

7) Counterfeit currency / I'll give you a bunch of bills, just think if you can pass a few dozen you'll come out way ahead. This is WAY more common than you might want to believe depending on the city you work or tour

If it is a good counterfeit (and not just color copy, which is crazy common), why wouldn't a guy just plan to pay you with it? Stupid.

[Guest121212]

Originally Posted by KCQuestor

If it is a good counterfeit (and not just color copy, which is crazy common), why wouldn't a guy just plan to pay you with it? Stupid.

Probably because most of us check, and we check well - after awhile it would be hard to get all but currency manufactured by another country by most of us. I can't spot the Korean, EU or Iranian bills - and neither can the Treasury in many instances, but 99% of the counterfeit stuff isn't that good . . . a GOOD counterfeiter with really good bills isn't going to risk paying for pussy with anything other than "good / clean money" (genuine currency obtained by floating bad into the currency stream). I mean, think about it, you don't take extra chances (usually) on getting yourself busted for a felony (by having fake bills on you) while committing a misdemeanor, especially if you have a good thing going with really, really good counterfeit currency. Even Darwin award winners aren't usually that stupid - simply because to be a good counterfeiter, you're by definition usually smarter than the average criminal.

However, many is a guy that THINKS he has bills good enough to pass for real, and he'll try to pawn them off on another criminal (in this case, a prostitute), as the inept counterfeiter believes (erroneously) that one criminal is willing to work with another, and he finds out or has found out very quickly that it is a bad idea to stick a lady with a bunch of fake bills . . . but he'll sure as shit ASK if we will take them when he gets horny enough.

I must admit, this activity really has waned in the last few years as color lasers have been equipped with chips that prevent the counterfeiting of currency - but the old printers that will do it are still out there, and a man starving for a good lay will do just about anything. I'd say I get asked once every other month or more.

This was usually never of issue when I contracted full-time for an Agency, or when I still do occasionally contract with an Agency in say Vegas, or out West . . . but it is somewhat an issue in KC, and in St. Louis, Chicago, Philly, hell, it is everywhere, just some places more than others - and out East, they do sometimes just try to pay with it.

Kisses Q,

- Jackie

[BeautifulBree]

Originally Posted by LucyFeel

Had a guy today....$50 and a car stereo..."but it isn't hot!"

It isn't hot... Lmmfao
Jackie hit about everyone I've had but the most common is shoes and pics...

Originally Posted by Alvin

Wow! I think we might have a new reality TV show on our hands. Pawn Stars better look out! lol.

Yes let's start eccie tv ... Or for the craziest... bp tv

[Helicopter206]

I feel so left out; I don’t have anything to trade. What could I do to keep or make a girl happy?
My review’s suck so I know this would never work for me. So I don’t ask.
From Jackie's list:
8) Reviews / Do I need to even give an example?
That’s the best one of all… I bet none of the guys from this site ever used that one… LOL
Really

[Guest082513-02]

We have an annoying MF in okla who harasses providers through email trying to trade boink for knock off sunglasses... or barter cheaper rates. Took a year of telling him no and then being a cold hearted bitch until he finally got the hint.

[b@ileythepistol]

I get offered TVs all the time and I'm like can't you just sell it to a pawn shop lol they always have a excuse... The shoe guy has also tried me lol id rather by my own shoes

[b@ileythepistol]

Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

We have an annoying MF in okla who harasses providers through email trying to trade boink for knock off sunglasses... or barter cheaper rates. Took a year of telling him no and then being a cold hearted bitch until he finally got the hint.

I got him last time I was in Oklahoma lol denied

[bluetiger]

Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

We have an annoying MF in okla who harasses providers through email trying to trade boink for knock off sunglasses... or barter cheaper rates. Took a year of telling him no and then being a cold hearted bitch until he finally got the hint.

Damn how many sunglasses is he offering ? Those fake ones are like $20 for 2 or something like that ,,

[Thequeen]

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

You know, you might run that one by Queen, she might be interested. lol She's the only lady I know who loves football even more than I do

Naw Im good on that. Im not a fan of cassell lol.. I have had someone tip me with chiefs tickets...

[Helicopter206]

Originally Posted by Thequeen

Naw Im good on that. Im not a fan of cassell lol.. I have had someone tip me with chiefs tickets...

It's like go to a parking lot stick a pair of chiefs tickets on someone's car windshield come back in an hour then count the tickets and free parking passes.
Better find a friend to help count the tickets. lol
You might get a ticket from the police for lettering.

[Thequeen]

I actually loved the tickets... I really love football that much and it was a few years back.. But it was a tip, I would never trade for chiefs tickets.. Only tickets Ill trade for would be superbowl tickets to an upcoming superbowl. Not just tickets from an old one (For some reason I felt the need to say that because I wouldnt be surprised someone hitting me up with tickets from 6 years ago lol )

[Guest102513-1]

To Thequeen....if memory serves me correctly, you are a big Chiefs fan.

Unfortunately, Super Bowl tickets when the Chiefs are in it...we both will probably be long since retired from the hobby before that happens...)