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					Originally Posted by pyramider  Damn I'm 0 for three. | 
	
 
I added cable TV......you can get a lot of free taint with cable TV.
<insert big watery puppy eyes & pouty lip>
"I.....I don't have cable.  Can I please watch TV at your house?" 
 
Then it turns into.....
"Do you mind if I get comfortable? These skinny leg jeans are cutting the circulation to my cankles."
T-shirt & panties TV watching transforms to.......
"Can I lay my head on your lap?  I'm soooooo tired. Ooooo, what is this poking me in my ear! Can I see?"