Strangest reason(s) you've had to legitimately cancel or postpone a session

[Guest080514]

Maybe not the strangest but the one that pisses me off is the, sorry babe can't make it text. And then radio silence you know that you just got your hhr trumped by an hour.

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by Texasm31

I once got hit in the head, causing a concussion, a few days before a tentatively scheduled appointment and had to cancel. Well, hopefully only postpone but we have not been able to connect again yet

Get on it! Literally lol

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Being a dog lover, that would just make me think BETTER of the fellow. I've had to postpone a couple of times when one of my chihuahuas was seriously ill. Our furry friends need to be taken care of just as we would our kids.

I sprained my ankle one morning and it was so swollen that I couldn't get into my Fancy high heels, so hearing that a gentleman cancelled on me. Understandable, since the footwear was important to his fantasy.

I was in a car accident on the way to see someone a few years ago. I called to reschedule from the back of the ambulance, bleeding from a gouge over my eye. If I could manage to do that, I see no reason to have patience for ladies who NSNC.

The strangest reason? A crossdresser tried to dye his hair to match mine, but when he showed up for the session he looked more like Bozo the Clown. He was so upset that his wife/family would see it that I took him to a salon to get it corrected. He at least paid for me to have a haircut, wash, blowout, manicure, pedicure, facial, and massage while I was waiting.

that is some serious tcb skills! back of an ambulance!! nice!
and dang!!! wow that was nice of him to pay for a salon visit for you. I would have wrestled with paying for his fix-job out of guilt for looking so good that he wanted to copy my swaggar heyyyyyyyy ) but the way he did it was appropriate for sure! bless his heart I hope it all worked out for him. Great stories, FIH!!

Originally Posted by OldGrump

Drunk ex-girlfriends are no excuse. Now a sick dog?..... Dang right. That pal is going to be totally devoted to you and with you long after the ladies have faded away. Now a soft dick is something I deal with often. Thus my quest for someone who is so enjoyable to be with, that alone is worth the price of admission.

if I were a guy there is NO WAY I would pass up pounding ex drunk kitty. you have to chain me up! lol

Originally Posted by bbtony

Brand new 2013 car.... And my battery died. I had to cancel and go to the dealer. She probably didn't believe me, but if any ladies here doubt me, I have a receipt. Since she was beyond rude, I never bothered to reschedule. I'm still searching for a reliable Hispanic horror too.

one word: lolabrea01

Originally Posted by bored@home

I don't know if it counts as a "cancel" but had a outing/session/date to Winstar with a young thing...anyway after we park to go in I notice a spot on my seat then see her shorts with a bullseye... Ended up buying some crazy mark up juicy sweats and tampons for her..then she bet a bill (my bill) on her first hand of blackjack; and hit on twenty...her bust card screwed me and i lost...at that point I was done...drove back, paid her rate and left.

remind me to call you next time aunt Flow visits that girl made out like a bandit! shit like that never happens to me... id bail out embarrassed as hell hit the nearest Tar-zhay for a clean outfit and plugs then text u with a discount offer after my visitor left. you were super super nice. I hope she thanked you with a majorly discounted make up session!

[OldGrump]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

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if I were a guy there is NO WAY I would pass up pounding ex drunk kitty. you have to chain me up! lol

remind me to call you next time aunt Flow visits that girl made out like a bandit! shit like that never happens to me... id bail out embarrassed as hell hit the nearest Tar-zhay for a clean outfit and plugs then text u with a discount offer after my visitor left. you were super super nice. I hope she thanked you with a majorly discounted make up session!

Hmmm, a drunk ex or a dog in discomfort? Nah, the dog gets attention first (canine type). If you want, bring the ex along and impress her with your compassion - but keep her drunk and take care of both.

Now when my SO was young enough for periods, period sex was hot. It has a different feel. Besides, it washes off. Get over it guys, you're missing out.

[Texasm31]

Originally Posted by BigPurdy

Work. I hate when it gets in the way.

Work has gotten in the way on more than one occasion. Ironically, the first time work interfered was with the same girl. She probably thinks I am a flake, but I did see her after the work issue, even though it took a long time including her oversleeping a morning appointment once so its not just all on me. But our schedules don't mesh well. I'll eventually see her now that the concussion is all better. We have tried twice, so it's not for a lack of trying.

[Guest092216]

Dear OG, let me clarify:

Originally Posted by Raquel de Milo

One client told me that his ex-girlfriend called drunk and apparently he could not miss the opportunity if she wanted to fuck.

Another client had to postpone our agreed time till later that day because his dog was sick and he needed to take the dog to the vet.

I was not saying a drunk anything takes higher priority than a sick anything else - that's a given for any remotely decent person. I hope you don't assume I'm that hideous of a person. Seems unlike you. I only commented on the drunk gf part as seen in the partial original quote.

Originally Posted by OldGrump

Hmmm, a drunk ex or a dog in discomfort? Nah, the dog gets attention first (canine type). If you want, bring the ex along and impress her with your compassion - but keep her drunk and take care of both.

Now when my SO was young enough for periods, period sex was hot. It has a different feel. Besides, it washes off. Get over it guys, you're missing out.

[cluelessn1963]

+1
(And when she is ovulating... love a warm oven)

Originally Posted by OldGrump

Now when my SO was young enough for periods, period sex was hot. It has a different feel. Besides, it washes off. Get over it guys, you're missing out.

Let's see...

nicked myself doing a bit of touchup grooming once. Thankfully playtime was a couple days away and the rescheduling was far less painful than the extra wait to dispatch the troops.

SO got all randy on me (only happens about three or four times a year :^/ ) the morning of a scheduled late afternoon appointment and left me rode hard, put up wet and clear instructions not to work late because she wasn't finished. With 10 hours notice the lovely lady was gracious and we rescheduled such that I was fully recovered and anxious to play
again.

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by cluelessn1963

+1
(And when she is ovulating... love a warm oven)


SO got all randy on me (only happens about three or four times a year :^/ ) the morning of a scheduled late afternoon appointment and left me rode hard, put up wet and clear instructions not to work late because she wasn't finished. With 10 hours notice the lovely lady was gracious and we rescheduled such that I was fully recovered and anxious to play
again.

Awwwwwwe you just made my heart melt. That's not strange - it's sweet. I love it!

[DarthDVader]

Funny, but it has happened to me ... Playing competitive racquetball early morning, trying to get a very low ball, diving, I tripped and hit my head against the wall ... I had a light concussion ... I couldnt remember that day I had an appointment ... no JK ... the truth is that the Dr said no xxxtreme sports for a couple weeks ... when I asked what xxxtreme sports would be included he said SEX ... LOL ... I had to postpone for a couple weeks LMAO

Originally Posted by Texasm31

I once got hit in the head, causing a concussion, a few days before a tentatively scheduled appointment and had to cancel. Well, hopefully only postpone but we have not been able to connect again yet

[bigtxhorseman]

Ok, for all the screwups us guys have been responsible for.....here's one for the male species!

2 days prior I schedule an appointment with one of the DFW elite (I'm out of my league even for the hobby) and sure as shit I go to Lone Star Park to work a filly and she loses her god damn mind. Turns out she is in heat.....gets loose, wants nothing to do with anyone and I spend the rest of the day just trying to get her in the freaking stall. I did call before the scheduled time....but who would believe that story?

[OldGrump]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Dear OG, let me clarify:



I was not saying a drunk anything takes higher priority than a sick anything else - that's a given for any remotely decent person. I hope you don't assume I'm that hideous of a person. Seems unlike you. I only commented on the drunk gf part as seen in the partial original quote.

THN, my comment was tongue-in-cheek. I need to show you my tongue sometime.

I never intended to imply insensitivity towards any poor animals and the opportunity to bang a drunk ex would be hard to pass up. Unfortunately, all my exes got old while I retained my youth and vigor. (And that part I admit is BS).

[MaxiMilyen]

I had to cancel a session, which is highly unusual for me, because of an infected cuticle, believe it or not. The whole end of my finger was swollen and felt like it would explode. I never would have imagined a hang nail would cause such an issue, but I had to go to the doc, who poked it with what felt like a sharp log (and who I let know that they were my least favorite person...LOL), but was actually just a very large needle and I was on antibiotics for 10 days after. I did take pics of the finger, because who would believe that was a good enough reason to cancel.

[Jake Perman]

I was getting ready to see one of my favorite girls and had a manscaping accident. I nicked my dick with the clippers and it wouldn't stop bleeding. When I called to tell her I couldn't show and why, at first she thought I was joking. When she realized I wasn't, she was pretty cool about it:

"When I said I prefer cut to uncut, that's not what I meant!"

[slowmover]

Not meaning to hijack the thread, but you should never shave your junk before an appt. You open up hundreds of small microscopic openings that have the potential to be a source of problems. Shave a day before and they will all be closed up by the appt.

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by DarthDVader

Funny, but it has happened to me ... Playing competitive racquetball early morning, trying to get a very low ball, diving, I tripped and hit my head against the wall ... I had a light concussion ... I couldnt remember that day I had an appointment ... no JK ... the truth is that the Dr said no xxxtreme sports for a couple weeks ... when I asked what xxxtreme sports would be included he said SEX ... LOL ... I had to postpone for a couple weeks LMAO

that sounds so familiar for some reason. hmmmm. Lol! and weeks?? ha! you wish! you start hitting your nurse withdraw wall after a few days if not hours you darksiding saber weilding crazed nurse fiend sex addict. bahahahahaaah. just kidding sexy. ur a force to be reckoned with - with or without a head injury! xoxo

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by slowmover

Not meaning to hijack the thread, but you should never shave your junk before an appt. You open up hundreds of small microscopic openings that have the potential to be a source of problems. Shave a day before and they will all be closed up by the appt.

hijack my thread anytime with great health tips babe! Thanks, slowmover! Hopefully we can work out our schedules and locations soon. My trip to Fort Worth was eventful. It added to the idea of posting this thread. Some strange things happen from time to time that are completely out of our control and unavoidable. In most cases, at least its good for a laugh down the road.