What should I have said? When he said I'm not Gay?

[Doglegg]

Originally Posted by colt

So I'm out at the honkytonk and move over to another bar to survey the inventory of ladies. I'm standing there and the guy to my left says "I'm not Gay"

My first instinct was a right cross but I suppressed that thought.

What should I have said?

"Damn and here I was all hopeful. NOT!"

[Mike6082]

Just few I came up with:

That was quick, you must get that a lot. Have you ever thought why that may be.

Wow, really? You're joking, right?

really, you should try it, 'cause it doesn't look like straight is working for ya

I think you are and just playing hard to get......Bitch

[Mike6082]

One more

Dude, you're obviously gay, if you're not interested just say so.
Then walk off before he has a chance to make a rebuttal. Hopefully, he follows you and takes the first swing. Drop his ass with hook off his chin and of course finish it off with a good tea bagging as he opens his eyes.

Wow, just realized I took it a little too far. This cold wet weather is getting me. Or I need get laid.
Yup, need to get laid.