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08-11-2021, 12:13 PM
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Things have taken a turn for the worse. I am today literally pissing out of my asshole. No idea why. I already saw the doc. He requested a stool sample. I had one good solid loaf this morning, but since then my asshole is akin to some kind of great fountain. Hopefully I can get something solid tomorrow for the sample.
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Hope the doctor figures out what's causing you're diarrhea and it's easy to fix. Let us know how this turns out. Like I said, this is the most interesting thing being discussed in the political forum right now besides possibly WD's snuff.
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08-11-2021, 12:39 PM
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I think I'm not stroking enough.
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08-11-2021, 12:41 PM
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I think I'm not stroking enough.
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Masturbation is good for preventing prostate cancer but not stomach and intestinal ailments
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08-11-2021, 12:51 PM
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Toobination!
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08-11-2021, 12:58 PM
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All they need is a smear sample. Just hold it like chicks do a pregnancy test
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08-11-2021, 01:47 PM
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They gave me a giant tray to shit in. They told me after shitting in the tray, scoop some out with a spoon and put it into this little tub they gave me. It needs to be fresh, though.
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08-11-2021, 01:52 PM
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They gave me a giant tray to shit in. They told me after shitting in the tray, scoop some out with a spoon and put it into this little tub they gave me. It needs to be fresh, though.
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This is a huge improvement over 5 or 10 years ago, when they just sent you home with a couple of test tubes with some kind of fluids in the bottom. How the hell are you supposed to crap into a test tube?
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08-11-2021, 03:19 PM
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Interesting. They gave me a giant ass tray that is designed to fit under the toilet seat. So you just let it all flop in, season to taste and then take a tea spoon.
I got to say, I will be a bit embarrassed if I fill that thing with water. I was shitting pure liquid for that last 5 hours or so. Things have cooled down. No idea wtf is going on. I would have guessed that I got COVID or something, but I've been dealing with these symptoms for a few months. So, can't be COVID, right?
I guess we'll find out. I'll be taking my sample tomorrow morning of hopefully semi-solid shit and hauling it to the lab.
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08-11-2021, 03:49 PM
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This is a huge improvement over 5 or 10 years ago, when they just sent you home with a couple of test tubes with some kind of fluids in the bottom. How the hell are you supposed to crap into a test tube?
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That's what that little stick is for. You reach down in the bowl with the little stick, touch it good to the stool and send them the stick. Easy pezzy. I do it every year.
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08-11-2021, 03:55 PM
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yssup would approve of the scatologies
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08-11-2021, 04:01 PM
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Interesting. They gave me a giant ass tray that is designed to fit under the toilet seat. So you just let it all flop in, season to taste and then take a tea spoon.
I got to say, I will be a bit embarrassed if I fill that thing with water. I was shitting pure liquid for that last 5 hours or so. Things have cooled down. No idea wtf is going on. I would have guessed that I got COVID or something, but I've been dealing with these symptoms for a few months. So, can't be COVID, right?
I guess we'll find out. I'll be taking my sample tomorrow morning of hopefully semi-solid shit and hauling it to the lab.
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Sounds like E Coli.
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08-11-2021, 04:22 PM
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Could be man I don't have a clue
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08-11-2021, 05:07 PM
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Sounds like E Coli.
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#15 - Posting about/Speculating about another person's medical condition is strictly forbidden. If a member encounters a medical issue and would like to get feedback from others or share it with the community, this would be allowed, but under no circumstances is a member to discuss or state anything about another member in this regard, unless it is in response to a question posed by that member.
is 1b1 a physician???
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08-11-2021, 06:15 PM
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That's what that little stick is for. You reach down in the bowl with the little stick, touch it good to the stool and send them the stick. Easy pezzy. I do it every year.
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Damn, I wish somebody told me that! I wouldn't have been trying to crap into a test tube. Actually I only tried to do that once, and thereafter took a dump on newspapers. More recently they gave me a set up like McDingDong's, a bed pan that fits under your toilet seat. Thank goodness for advances in medicine, especially fecal sampling!
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08-11-2021, 06:42 PM
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Damn, I wish somebody told me that! I wouldn't have been trying to crap into a test tube. Actually I only tried to do that once, and thereafter took a dump on newspapers. More recently they gave me a set up like McDingDong's, a bed pan that fits under your toilet seat. Thank goodness for advances in medicine, especially fecal sampling!
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Check out my chemistry thread in the national sandbox. My last post.
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