Best and worst pick up lines/flirts

[algrace]

Jaycee, I'm learning Klingon, but I'd rather you Klingon to me.

[Still Looking]

I could do an SL TOP 10 but I think I'll just give out one...

I turn to the young lady and look right into her eyes and say... "I have had my heart broken so many times I have given up on meeting the most beautiful young lady to spend the rest of my life with. I figured she just didn't exist. And now here you are standing right in front of me!"



Just for Ms. Rivers....

Do you know why there was poop on the men's bath room ceiling on the Star Ship Enterprise?
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wait for it!
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Apparently someone wanted to go where nobody had ever went before!

[GiveMeLibertyOrGiveMeHead]

I actually used this before on a dare when I was really drunk and it got me slapped really hard!

So I stared at this woman until I got her attention, then looked down at my cock. I repeated that until she asked what the hell my problem was and then I asked her what she was waiting for because it wasn't going to suck itself!

Bad idea...

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by GiveMeLibertyOrGiveMeHead

I actually used this before on a dare when I was really drunk and it got me slapped really hard!

So I stared at this woman until I got her attention, then looked down at my cock. I repeated that until she asked what the hell my problem was and then I asked her what she was waiting for because it wasn't going to suck itself!

Bad idea...

That only works in Mississippi.

[Urban Dahlia]

Originally Posted by algrace

Jaycee, I'm learning Klingon, but I'd rather you Klingon to me.

That's actually Hilarious!

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I have had numerous men pretend to be gay so they can make friends with me. Then they pretend like I am the only woman that has turned them on. Acting like it is so strange that they have never had these feelings for a woman before. (chuckles lol)

Ummm, I can spot a gay man a mile away lol.

I do have to give them all an A+ for Creativity and Tenacity.

Ugh, lol, the things men with do and say just to sleep with a woman LOL.

I do wonder how often this works on other women who may not be so in tune with others natures.