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Originally Posted by Doglegg
If you remember when you were looking for a massage. ..my original evil plan for you was to take you to LMC for a little 'one on one' while I got to watch.
Dogg
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I do remember that. But happy endings aren't part of my massage routine....and I couldn't promise to keep my hands to myself. She'd kick me out faster that Usain Bolt.
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Originally Posted by Little Miss Cuntcakes
Yes... Yes you did. 
What size are your boobs?
Girl I'm a.d.d like a muthafucker.
I'm like that dog from the Disney movie UP, where he's talking and suddenly he's like "SQUIRREL!" Hahaha
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According to Victoria Secret 36C. Nothing to write home about but they do stay right where they should be.
Doug was my favourite part of "Up". I'm a freaking five year old on the inside...my sister and I quote kid's movies t each other all the time.