Im not a hoodrat, & have never came close to that status! My essay will give you good reasons why Im not one, and why I should win because AG is a Pittsburgher, and so am I, so Im a lil agitated, hes not giving it away in his home town! lol
Heatherlicous is not, and has never been a hood rat! Shes a fine provider, whos always ready to please! She will take a load, and do the right thing, not spit it in a giant eagle bag hanging from the door knob of the bedroom door, and yes door, not curtain. Her dog does not watch boudoir activities, from the floor, or on the bed, and you will not be laying in a bunch of dog hair! Her pet is where it should be, no where near us. She wouldnt dream of handing you a cold babywipe with a Newport hanging from her lips, she gives you a nice warm, & clean washcloth, from her working bathroom, that has heat & hot water. Nothing is dirty, including her, shes always freshly showered, with clean feet, (you wont see her with "black-feet"!)and ready for action, never once has she answered her door in dirty, hole filled pajamas, she takes pride in having pretty lingerie, and thigh highs with no runns!! The only time you'll ever see mascara running down her face, is when you've choked her with your vessel, & she just gave you a sloppy, wett, warm bbbj that you cant stop thinking about, because it was awesome, not because she fell asleep in your lap!! Luckily she doesnt have young children coming in and asking what your doing, and who is that mommy, you wont ever hear the lil pitter patter of feet running across the floor. She also keeps clean sheets on the bed, now some of them are not in the best condition lol but they are always clean & fresh. You wont ever be laying in some one elses wett spot, or previous clients skid mark, and you wont ever be asked to help blow up the mattress, its a real bed! Its a clean & comfortable in call with all working amenities, she lights candles for ambiance, not because she has no electric! She pays all her bills, meaning her only bill is not to "The Dealer" lol she doesnt have one. You would never leave her in call, and meet her mom, and her mom try to schedule with you, lmao! Now I can honestly say, shes never done anything close to some of these "hood rat" habits! Shes a good girl, whos always enjoyed having a great time, and she deserves to win that warmer, even though she wouldnt use it for clients, she uses baby wipes to take her makeup off!!
Essay Complete!! Bring it on competitors!!
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Heather
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My Bio Page - Pennsylvania - Pittsburgh
(I can also attest that every word of her essay is true from personal experience)
