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Toyz · 07-22-2015, 08:06 AM

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I disagree with your ass-essment. The guys I know who are hagglers are not the regular type of guys. they are 1 and done, perhaps 3 and done at the max... Hagglers enjoy the game.. if you have beat down a $300 Provider for $100 off, then whats next? $125 then $150 off.. I doubt the girl would do that..

Oh the mysterious "ones that I know"...yet you label an entire group...

I call BS.

David.Douchehurst · 07-22-2015, 03:43 PM

Let's cutt ta tha chase. Mah birfday is a-cummin' up inna few weeks. Which one o' y'all l'il heifers is a-gonna cutt meh a sweet deal-io ta jamb mah tuna can in yer poon-cupboard. If'n nunya'll dew it Ah ain't a-feeredt ta leave mah munny in tha bank an' spill mah seed on tha groundt an' leave a dead spot on mah lawn whar mah spermatazoons raped tha good ol' Mutha Earth.

RALPHEY BOY · 07-23-2015, 06:07 AM

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Oh the mysterious "ones that I know"...yet you label an entire group...

I call BS.

YES I LABELED AN ENTIRE GROUP OF CHEAP ASS BASTARDS, does that make you happy now? or are you still going to argue semantics for you own ego? when grow up I want to be you!! I figure all I need is a lobotomy and a tutu

now get over it, and when in doubt I label all of you jackasses in one group!

Toyz · 07-23-2015, 08:20 AM

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YES I LABELED AN ENTIRE GROUP OF CHEAP ASS BASTARDS, does that make you happy now? or are you still going to argue semantics for you own ego? when grow up I want to be you!! I figure all I need is a lobotomy and a tutu

now get over it, and when in doubt I label all of you jackasses in one group!

Golly gee Ralphy. Sorry I upset you so by calling out your error.

Have a nice day!

Claire She Blows · 07-23-2015, 09:07 AM

Is y'all's drama going to have an intermission soon? Because I need to pee.

Toyz · 07-23-2015, 09:09 AM

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Is y'all's drama going to have an intermission soon? Because I need to pee.

That's why you're wearing those old lady depends....just cut loose when the need arises...allows for 24/7 tune in to the drama channel without interruption.

David.Douchehurst · 07-23-2015, 05:50 PM

Okay, looks laik thet ol' hoogar Mutha Earth is a gonna git viomahlated. Ah hopes alla yew heifers is happy wif yer own durn selves.

The Allnighter · 07-24-2015, 10:41 AM

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

"You disrespectful pig!" the wife cried. "How dare you do this to me – faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute, love! Give me a chance to tell you what happened."

“Fine, go ahead,” the wife sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you say to me!”

So the husband began...

“Well, I was getting into the car to come home this afternoon, and this young lady asked me for a lift. She looked so down-and-out and defenseless that I took pity on her and said I'd give her a lift."

"When she got in the car, I noticed she was very thin, very dirty and not at all well-dressed. She told me she hadn’t eaten for three days!"

"So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night -- you know, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments."

"Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested she take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away."

"Then she needed clothes -- so I gave her the $300 designer jeans that I gave you for Christmas last year. You know, the ones you won’t wear because you say they make you look like a hooker?"

"I also gave her the sexy lingerie that I gave you for our anniversary, which you don’t use because you said I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same.”

The husband took a quick breath and continued...

“She was so grateful for my understanding and help! As I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

"Please … do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”

Claire She Blows · 07-24-2015, 02:22 PM

Whoa whoa whoa, slow your roll there, Allnighter. While this is a superb joke, it belongs in the jokes thread. Now, if you had added that it was his birthday...

madmilo69 · 07-25-2015, 06:43 AM

I have tried several times to book with you Clair, And everytime I try our schedules won't mesh. I hear so many great things about you and I'm hoping to meet you someday. So I guess what I am saying is, just finally meeting you would be a special birthday for me.

RALPHEY BOY · 07-25-2015, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Is y'all's drama going to have an intermission soon? Because I need to pee.

NO DRAMA HERE, we are just giving each other a hard time.. Men can do this very easily. I do not get offended, I am not hear to make friends,

Claire She Blows · 07-25-2015, 08:54 AM

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I have tried several times to book with you Clair, And everytime I try our schedules won't mesh. I hear so many great things about you and I'm hoping to meet you someday. So I guess what I am saying is, just finally meeting you would be a special birthday for me.

Awwwwwww

Toyz · 07-25-2015, 12:35 PM

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NO DRAMA HERE, we are just giving each other a hard time.. Men can do this very easily. I do not get offended, I am not hear to make friends,

Ralphy & I have done this in the past & will do it in the future. Nothing serious. I know he hates everyone equally & his life as a whole so I take it all in stride...

Heres a little known Ralphy fact, Ralphy was the original character for Jeff Dunhams "Walter"...

Usual suspects · 07-25-2015, 02:50 PM

If we have learned any thing over the last few weeks it's that you don't call someone out in a thread...because, it's hijacking someone else's thread. What you should do is call them out in a new thread.

If it's not new thread worthy...well fuck it it's not worth nick picking.